Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

never mind, saw it was Nuke

another 5 inning of ferocious mediocrity from him

awesome

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

which one is hurt now?

Homer ice dancing Bailey. Tripped trying to throw a pitch and hurt himself.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is absolutely no way this bullpen is going to get 12 outs before they give up a run

no chance, no how, no way

 

[Dryden]

which one is hurt now?

Homer. Do'h!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Homer ice dancing Bailey. Tripped trying to throw a pitch and hurt himself.

Haters gonna hate

 

[Dryden]

patellar tendon, right knee

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lets see if Cozart can get off the schneid vs this doofus pitcher with an ERA near 7

 

[Jaxbuck]

patellar tendon, right knee

 

[Dryden]

And Cozart being visited by the trainer after taking a pitch in the hand.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And Cozart being visited by the trainer after taking a pitch in the hand.

If there is one fucking guy on this team I'm not worried about losing for any significant amount of time.......

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nice PH AB from Bruce there.

Solid approach to attack a guy with control problems and mediocre stuff

 

[Dryden]

Following the Gamecast I see Pitchf/x charts him following an 89mph 4-seam fastball with an 88mph changeup. Can't believe this Hendricks guy hadn't broken into the majors sooner.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This is the guy who's salad Reds "hitters" are tossing today

 

[Jaxbuck]

Following the Gamecast I see Pitchf/x charts him following an 89mph 4-seam fastball with an 88mph changeup. Can't believe this Hendricks guy hadn't broken into the majors sooner.

and he has K'd 7 of the Golden Shower Singers in 6IP

 

[Dryden]

and he has K'd 7 of the Golden Shower Singers in 6IP

Yeah, well look at the lineup the Reds ran out there. Todd Frazier and the seven mental-midgets.

Got to hand it to Bryan Price, one way to upgrade the bench is start everybody else so Phillips, Votto, Bruce, Mesoraco, and Hamilton are sitting on it.