Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

Reds get to .500 then remember who they are

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gizmo with a RBI in a close game.


I'm at a loss

 

[Dryden]

Why does Atlanta's third base bag hate hamstrings so much?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh look its Hoover in to keep it at 1 run.

I wonder how he will do?

 

[Jaxbuck]

We've got Gizmo driving in runs and the bullpen keeping us in a close game.


Somebody is going to have to step up and do something really stupid here soon.

 

[Jaxbuck]

2 on 2out top 9 for Gizmo down by 1

 

[Jaxbuck]

Scared gizmo is

 

[Dryden]

Votto knocked the shit out of that one. That ground ball almost made it to 3rd base.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[ochre]

 

[Dryden]

That's gold. +1 Internets to you for finding that.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Two hits while giving up at least 3 homers. That's more like it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds (insert year here) season capsule.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I was watching some video and think I have found the technical issue that's keeping Cozart from hitting;

He's fucking retarded.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If only they could make this much contact.

Although....metaphorically.....I do know how the little one feels.