Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Jaxbuck]

If only they could make this much contact.

Although....metaphorically.....I do know how the little one feels.

You look at Ludwick and just wonder how many of these he's been on the wrong end of.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is that archived footage of Gizmo as a tike at 1B?

 

[OHSportsFan]

ctrent ‏@ctrent 45m
Price said he knew he’d get tossed, but ‘we’re not going to bend over and take it’ #Reds

 

[Jaxbuck]

It hurts less if you don't resist Brian.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Price said he knew he’d get tossed, but ‘we’re not going to bend over and take it’ #Reds

Whatever helps you sleep, man. But I'm going to call you Andy Dufresne from now on.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The Teds are locked in a vicious struggle of suck with the Cubs 2-2.

The Cubbies have walked Gizmo 3 times now. Apparently the word is out the Datdud can't hit a fucking lick anymore.

One more bundle of deadwood in this teams vast collection.

 

[Mike80]

they get the lead with the rain coming down and for some reason they start getting hits when the game will be called the moment the half inning ends.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well thank the ghost of Lord Stanley they called the game when they did.

Gizmo was up with runners on first and third, two out in a close game.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Bravo. Braaaavooooo. Base loaded and no one out. Zero fucking runs.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Classic Gizmo there in the 9th.

Let's just hope he didn't get wet during the rain delay.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Teds getting corn holed by the Cubs at home.

Bullpen is a dumpster fire, gizmo is retaining water or some other estrogen laden thing, ludwicks arm might be limper than Cozarts bat.

 

[Mike80]

Sean Marshall is done. If it were any organization other than the Reds he'd be DFA'd tomorrow.

 

[Jaxbuck]

These fuckers are consistent, I'll give them that.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

GIBP. Fucking shocked.