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Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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Well alright then. Reds are .500 now after winning 3 of 4 against the Pirates on the road. The goal for April was .500 so as long as they don't shit the bed this next week they could achieve that. There was no way I thought they were going to make it after that first week.

Going to be tough to sit Simon down if Latos comes back healthy but the missile needs to get healthy quick to put this pitching over the top.
 
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Remember, they have retards run sprints not marathons. Even the most severely retarded can keep focused well enough to run 40 yards without incident every once in a while. Put them on a long run and they will start licking bugs off windshields as sure as you were born.

Gizmo and his Gremtards will go off course many times over 162 games.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Remember, they have retards run sprints not marathons. Even the most severely retarded can keep focused well enough to run 40 yards without incident every once in a while. Put them on a long run and they will start licking bugs off windshields as sure as you were born.

Gizmo and his Gremtards will go off course many times over 162 games.
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Homer.........


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