Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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If anyone is feeling extra masochistic today, the Teds are the free game of the day on MLB.tv

(I hate myself for caring, I really do)

 

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Heisey, DatDud and Vottina all get a face full of Jonathan Niese taint.

2 weak ass grounders and a K flailing.

 

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2 on 1 out

Cozart is up

lets hope Pena gets lucky

 

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not so much

 

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Ike fucking Davis continues to pad his MVP stats against Reds pitching

 

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B2B doubles

1 run in for Mets

ballgame

 

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Oh look Phillips gets thrown out trying to steal again.

Leaves Votto standing at the plate with his schizo dick in his hand.

TCBY

 

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Alfredo Simon gets in on retardpalooza and walks the goddamn pitcher.

This should go well.

 

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Shockingly enough, the Mets make him pay immediately. Eric young doubles and here comes the heart of their lineup.

Price brings the infield in

 

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Holy shit. He got out of it.

 

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JFC Votto you psycho bastard.

 

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Ludwick is like a slow Williy Tavares.

Holy fucking worthless batman.

 

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Choo would have knocked himself cold trying to catch that. Heisey figures if he can't hit he better catch well and makes the play.

 

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Cozart is still 0 for 2014

 

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I wonder if any Reds players could pick the 3b coach out of a lineup?