Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

Alfredo Simon has more hits than our starting Ss and CF

 

[Jaxbuck]

Phillips up Ina big DP spot

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bases loaded 0 out Votto up.

They won't fucking score

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Oh, boy. Here comes the suck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto with a sac fly (bitch)

1st and 3rd one out. Deaddick is up

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

RLDP?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Huh.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wow. Deaddick.

What the hell got into you madman?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bruce hits such a feeble grounder to first they can't turn 2

2nd and 3rd, 2 outs, pitching change ( the guys in the bullpen called and said the starters can't hog all the IP's vs the Reds hitters)

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart on deck and first base open for Frazier.

What to do here? Hmmm?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Looks there, they walk the jersey jerkoff

Phillips didn't just run into an out here. WTF is going on?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Cozart on deck and first base open for Frazier.

What to do here? Hmmm?

I'm going with pop out to second for Cozart.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart

Goddamn dude

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Pop out, groundout. Whatever.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm going with pop out to second for Cozart.

So close.

It was hit a ground ball weaker than circus lemonade to 2b