Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

More lack of testicular fortitude;

A) live studio audience for The View

B) Reds clubhouse

?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hamilton thrown out by a fucking mile.

Bus to Louisville is warming up you fucking dud.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Last at bats

Heisey
Bernandina
DatDud



Good fucking luck Price. You will need it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bernadina walks, Phillips swings at first pitch guaranteed. Watch.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He swung at first pitch and actually hit the goddamned thing.

Votto due for a panic attack here

 

[Jaxbuck]

Boy Joey just does not like bright lights at all.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And Bruce ends it with a K

1-3 on the season. Hamilton isn't ready. Probably won't ever be. Walt has zero fucking plan and Votto is a gutless mo.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Reds, predictably, gave the hapless Mets their first win of the year.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Reds, predictably, gave the hapless Mets their first win of the year.

Nobody out-haplesses the Reds. Nobody.

TCBY

 

[Tanner]

Have a feeling this is going to be a long season for fans of the Redlegs

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hot fucking trash.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Have a feeling this is going to be a long season for fans of the Redlegs

It's a long life for fans of the Redlegs.

 

[jlb1705]

It's a long life for fans of the Redlegs.

At least they give us something to laugh at.

 

[jlb1705]

Bryan Price is gonna get fired so quickly he'll make Tony Perez look like Connie Mack.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bryan Price is gonna get fired so quickly he'll make Tony Perez look like Connie Mack.

Walt (worthless chugger of cock that he is) can't fire Price without turning on his own hot seat.