Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Bucknut24]

2 on no out? can't wait for Cozart to hit into a triple play

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart is Dutch

 

[Bucknut24]

by gawd they got a sac bunt!

 

[Dryden]

Cozart with a standing ovation for only making one out instead of two.

 

[Bucknut24]

oh great, here comes the start heisey every game talk

 

[jlb1705]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Getting beat by chris Heisey is like losing a war to France.


Ouch.

 

[Dryden]

Chris Heisey giving credit to people not named Dusty Baker or Brook Jacoby for his new found comfort level and confidence at the plate.

 

[Dryden]

Record setting offense! The longest scoring drought to begin a season by Cincinnati had previously been 13 innings, achieved twice in the deadball era.

 

[jlb1705]

Record setting offense! The longest scoring drought to begin a season by Cincinnati had previously been 13 innings, achieved twice in the deadball era.

dead balls > limp dicks

 

[Jaxbuck]

Chris Heisey giving credit to people not named Dusty Baker or Brook Jacoby for his new found comfort level and confidence at the plate.

Heisey, Baker and Jacoby;

We the unable, led by the unknowing are doing exactly dick for the unamused.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Up 3-0 in the 1st.

 

[Tipdogusaf]

So who gets a hit first...Cozart or Hamilton?

Over/under on when this first hit happens....All Star Break.

 

[TooTall]

Bring Wily Mo Peña back...

 

[Jaxbuck]

GDMFCS

TCBY