Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

They are officially trolling me now

Reds sign Skip fucking Schumaker

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[jlb1705]

He comes to us pre-insulted, for our convenience.

 

[Jaxbuck]

and what exactly in the fuck is with Walt and these two year deals?

Is he getting a kickback or something?

SFS is just glad to have a major league gig, he'd have helped Mark May blow five guys at Pitt if he thought he'd get another year in The Show out of it. Two years?

 

[jlb1705]

All aboard the SS Failboat! Toot toot!

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well looking at the bright side of signing a no glove, no hit, injury prone 30 something to a 2 year deal and I think I have found it;

Dusty won't be here to start the no talent sumbitch 3 times a week.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I just saw this and had to get on BP for Jax's response. My life is sad.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Card's go out aggressively and get better, younger and more payflex.

Walt signs S F S

Why do I even care?

 

[Dryden]

Why do I even care?

Because smashing your own testicles with a ball-peen hammer is more fun than picking your favorite WNBA team to get you through the summer?

 

[Dryden]

Championships!

John Fay ‏@johnfayman 6m
Jon Heyman is reporting the #Reds signed Manny Parra for two years, $5.5 million. Reds will probably make it official a week or two.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Championships!

John Fay ‏@johnfayman 6m
Jon Heyman is reporting the #Reds signed Manny Parra for two years, $5.5 million. Reds will probably make it official a week or two.

Whateverthefuck

I just tell myself the Reds perpetual ineptitude is the penance I must pay to the sports god's for OSU's perpetual excellence.

 

[Mike80]

Whateverthefuck

I just tell myself the Reds perpetual ineptitude is the penance I must pay to the sports god's for OSU's perpetual excellence.

You should see it from a Browns fan point of view. It really does seem that way and it's the same sport too.

 

[Dryden]

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2013/12/02/redsfest-highlights-schedule/

Over 70 current & formers players to appear at Redsfest. Brandon Phillips will not be one of them.

 

[Jaxbuck]

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2013/12/02/redsfest-highlights-schedule/

Over 70 current & formers players to appear at Redsfest. Brandon Phillips will not be one of them.

Think Oester has any tread left on the tires?

 

[Jaxbuck]

So they are going to trade Hanigan.

Are they low on rosin bags or something? WTF is he going to fetch?