Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Jaxbuck]

K Bruce had moved all the way up to 2nd in MLB coming into tonight.

Only 6 off the pace.

I know its early but goddammit I think he can do it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Way to stay aggressive on the base paths there Phillips. Rundowns keep the defense on their toes.

Bruce fails to add to his K total and just pops out meekly to CF instead.

7 hits through 6 innings

1 goddamn run

 

[Jaxbuck]

In case anyone is hoping the Reds can win a close one here, Fat Ass and Chapman are both considered unavailable according to Dhusty.

Allergies.

Apparently the Reds crack medical staff hasn't ever heard of fucking Benadryl.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[Jaxbuck]

annnd that's the game

2 run HR for Holliday

thanks for coming out folks

 

[Jaxbuck]

If I sucked as badly at my given profession as these guys do at theirs I'd at least have the dignity to just go fucking kill myself.

 

[Dryden]

Rays DFA'd Shelley Duncan yesterday. Wonder if Walt offers Duncan a minor league deal since he's known that entire family for decades? Not that Shelley Duncan is any better than the crap the Reds are already running out there, just suggesting that it wouldn't be a surprise. Fills a need and costs zilch.

 

[Dryden]

Not seeing the game or hearing audio ... just following box score online.

Was Bruce's triple to left legit, or did Matt Holliday have a Holliday-moment?

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Not seeing the game or hearing audio ... just following box score online.

Was Bruce's triple to left legit, or did Matt Holliday have a Holliday-moment?

Holliday went for the ball, missed and went behind him.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Runner at third with one out and you can't score, frustrating.

 

[Dryden]

Runner at third with one out and you can't score, frustrating.

Apparently Lance Lynn was not intimidated by Lulz, Corky, and Homer.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Was Corky necessary today?

 

[brodybuck21]

1-0 stl bott 5. this baby is over

 

[Dryden]

1-0 stl bott 5. this baby is over

It ain't over yet. Still plenty of time for the Reds to load the bases again and not score a run!

 

[Jaxbuck]

If my math is right that's a blistering 15 runs in the past 78 innings (and counting).

Someone upstairs is going to have to face the ugly truth sooner or later.