Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[jlb1705]

You're no sado-masichist.

You are merely a pseudo-masichist.

When I figured out I could hate on them without actually paying attention to them I was like, "Sign me up!"

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ah, don't be a pussy. You've suffered through 162 games and you're going to choose to miss out on one last kick to the nuts?

 

[Mike80]

You're no sado-masichist.

You are merely a pseudo-masichist.

and you're a part-time speller too

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

and you're a part-time speller too

Stupid phone changed it.

 

[brodybuck21]

so I took the wife to her first ever Reds game yesterday. lasted 2 innings before we started walking around and then we left in the 4th to go eat and watch NFL...fuck you reds

 

[Bucknut24]

 

[Bucknut24]

looks like a Pirates win..

Ludwick starting in the 2 hole

 

[Jaxbuck]

looks like a Pirates win..

Ludwick starting in the 2 hole

This doesn't look like a Pirates win. This is a Pirates win.

That said, it won't be because of Duhsty's lineup.

He's got 7 guys who hit like one eyed tards and a panic stricken Canadian sissy to work with.

The rules of the game require him to put them in some kind of order. What that order is matters not a fuck.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Pirates win 2-0.

Cueto: 7 IP, 3H, 1 ER
Bullpen Loser1: 1 IP, 1H, 1ER

Liriano: 8 IP, 2H

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pirates win 2-0.

Cueto: 7 IP, 3H, 1 ER
Bullpen Loser1: 1 IP, 1H, 1ER

Liriano: 8 IP, 2H

Donger 0-4
Limpdick 0-4 4K's
Vottina 0-1 3BB
Williw Mays Hayes 0-4 3 GIDP
Mail Clerk 0-4 4 K's
3B Ted 0-4 3 K's
Stubbs JR 0-4
Hanigan 0-4
Cueto 2-4

 

[Buck Nasty]

Pirates win 2-0.

Cueto: 7 IP, 3H, 1 ER
Bullpen Loser1: 1 IP, 1H, 1ER

Liriano: 8 IP, 2H

Liriano 8 IP - 75 pitches. With the exception of Votto and Donger every other one of those douches will swing at the first pitch they see. I bet he only throws 15 pitches total in the first two innings.

 

[Bucknut24]

Donger 0-4
Limpdick 0-4 4K's
Vottina 0-1 3BB
Williw Mays Hayes 0-4 3 GIDP
Mail Clerk 0-4 4 K's
3B Ted 0-4 3 K's
Stubbs JR 0-4
Hanigan 0-4
Cueto 2-4

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm seriously only going to give this an inning or two.

These guys just can't hit. Not even a little bit.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nice play by Cueto.

He'll be life flighted out between innings now.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Donger 0-4
Limpdick 0-4 4K's
Vottina 0-1 3BB
Williw Mays Hayes 0-4 3 GIDP
Mail Clerk 0-4 4 K's
3B Ted 0-4 3 K's
Stubbs JR 0-4
Hanigan 0-4
Cueto 2-4

Oh, ye of little faith. Suckdick didn't strike out in his at bat.