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Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

Hey, Ryan, here's some constructive criticism for ya!

Stop being such a cunt and try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

See? It's constructive, so it's okay.
 
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Mr. I've batted in 10 runs for the 135 people that have been on base when I've been up to bat, has NO room to talk shit about anyone. He can back to the bench for all I care. Put Hamilton in Center, move Choo to left. We actually have a solid team when this clown is on the bench. Cut his ass after the season, too.
 
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Is he wrong about Reds fans being shit? Not that I see. Cincinnati likes to call itself a good baseball town, the game isn't as big a deal around here as it is in other cities.

That said, I've stayed away from the ballpark this season and after a certain point I've stopped watching games on TV or listening on the radio. I can tolerate a truly bad team better than I can tolerate a decent team playing bad baseball - even if they do happen to get away with it more than they deserve to.

I pity Ryan Ludwick. He's too dumb to realize that his own lousiness is part of what keeps people away. He's too dumb to realize that his very presence offends Reds fans who really care because they realize that his position is a glaring weakness that the club has neglected or failed to address.

I don't mind the criticism of fans by players, and I don't even mind when it comes from a shit player like Ludwick. A little bit of self-awareness goes a long way in this kind of situation though, and maybe more fans would get behind what he has to say if him or anybody from the club would admit that they play a brand of baseball that win or lose, more often than not makes the crowd feel like they are wasting their time and money.

Think about the best moments you've seen in other ballparks. Two men on, nobody out, middle of the lineup at the plate... That's a situation where the crowd my be on its feet, buzzing in anticipation, ready to erupt for a timely hit and a couple runs scored. Now think of how often the Reds fail in those instances. The crowd is trained to know what's going to happen next - so much so that not only do you not get the eruption anymore, you don't even get the anticipation. That's the kind of atmosphere that the Reds' play fosters at their own park. If I'm at the game, why should I get on my feet in anticipation of something good happening when they're just going to make me look like an asshole for having any sort of hope?
 
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Is he wrong about Reds fans being [Mark May]? Not that I see. Cincinnati likes to call itself a good baseball town, the game isn't as big a deal around here as it is in other cities.

That said, I've stayed away from the ballpark this season and after a certain point I've stopped watching games on TV or listening on the radio. I can tolerate a truly bad team better than I can tolerate a decent team playing bad baseball - even if they do happen to get away with it more than they deserve to.

I pity Ryan Ludwick. He's too dumb to realize that his own lousiness is part of what keeps people away. He's too dumb to realize that his very presence offends Reds fans who really care because they realize that his position is a glaring weakness that the club has neglected or failed to address.

I don't mind the criticism of fans by players, and I don't even mind when it comes from a [Mark May] player like Ludwick. A little bit of self-awareness goes a long way in this kind of situation though, and maybe more fans would get behind what he has to say if him or anybody from the club would admit that they play a brand of baseball that win or lose, more often than not makes the crowd feel like they are wasting their time and money.

Think about the best moments you've seen in other ballparks. Two men on, nobody out, middle of the lineup at the plate... That's a situation where the crowd my be on its feet, buzzing in anticipation, ready to erupt for a timely hit and a couple runs scored. Now think of how often the Reds fail in those instances. The crowd is trained to know what's going to happen next - so much so that not only do you not get the eruption anymore, you don't even get the anticipation. That's the kind of atmosphere that the Reds' play fosters at their own park. If I'm at the game, why should I get on my feet in anticipation of something good happening when they're just going to make me look like an asshole for having any sort of hope?

This! My stance is simple. Why get excited when I know what the end result is going to be.

The Reds will still have Duhsty as "manager" making his flawless decisions. Mark this, it's just a matter of time before Votto is batting lead off.

We'll still have the swing happy line-up that will exhaust it's offensive capacity in one game and score 18 runs and then go the next five games and average 1 run and 4 hits.

I'm not even going to bother with the hopes of the Reds pulling a 2012 San Francisco Giants or even a 90s Reds team.

As far as Ludwick goes, he has outlived his usefulness, put Hamilton on post-season roster and release the sissy. Screw him.
 
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You want more fans out in left field? You want noise?

On my way motherfucker. On my way.

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my wife's boss gave her 2 tix in section 110 for sunday's game. Any recommendation's on best place to park? eat before the game? and yes Im ready to watch a 3-1 snooze-fest where ryan suckstick leaves 103 men on base and the flips the bird to the wrong guy on the way out
 
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my wife's boss gave her 2 tix in section 110 for sunday's game. Any recommendation's on best place to park?

Someplace far enough away that you can't make it to the stadium until the game is over?

We always park across the river in Covington and walk over.
 
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my wife's boss gave her 2 tix in section 110 for sunday's game. Any recommendation's on best place to park? eat before the game? and yes Im ready to watch a 3-1 snooze-fest where ryan suckstick leaves 103 men on base and the flips the bird to the wrong guy on the way out

@brodybuck21

Parking: Chiquita Center underground garage, 5th & Sycamore. Best combination of proximity and price in my IMO. Also, easy to get out and get to I-71 when you leave. Cash only.

Dining: There's a lot of stuff at The Banks - the newly developed area right next to the ballpark. I'm partial to Moerlein Lager House and Yard House. The latter is a chain. If you go, be sure to get there early and a reservation on OpenTable probably isn't a bad idea. Those places will get crowded fast, especially considering it's Friday and the downtown happy hour crowd will be going to those places.
 
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@brodybuck21

Parking: Chiquita Center underground garage, 5th & Sycamore. Best combination of proximity and price in my IMO. Also, easy to get out and get to I-71 when you leave. Cash only.

Dining: There's a lot of stuff at The Banks - the newly developed area right next to the ballpark. I'm partial to Moerlein Lager House and Yard House. The latter is a chain. If you go, be sure to get there early and a reservation on OpenTable probably isn't a bad idea. Those places will get crowded fast, especially considering it's Friday and the downtown happy hour crowd will be going to those places.


cash is no problem. do you know if its 5/10/20 to park there?
 
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never parked in Covington before.....very interesting....

We like it because traffic is never too bad going in or out. The walk across the river can be really nice, too --- although crossing a bridge after watching these bums is always a test of your will to live.
 
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$5

Also, walking down Sycamore to the ballpark from the garage will take you right past a Skyline that serves beer, if you're into those sorts of things. Doesn't take as long to get in and out if you're looking for a quicker bite to eat.


im thinking this may be the best option for us and I do love me some coney dogs. Access to 71 is also huge since we will be bookin' it back home to get the kids.
 
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