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Ain’t nobody got time for that
TJnTN;2343041; said:
Broxton, better or worse than former Red, Todd Coffey? I hated seeing that fat ginger run to the mound. There is no doubt that both suck horse cock, but who sucks the most?
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RedsZone: Call up Cingrani and put him in the bullpen
Why should the club have to call up their best young pitching prospects and let them waste their talent in the bullpen just because Duhsty can't help giving the ball to some fat fucking gas can every night? We went down this road once already with Chapman. There's no need to repeat this horrendous mistake with another promising starting pitcher.
Why should the club have to call up their best young pitching prospects and let them waste their talent in the bullpen just because Duhsty can't help giving the ball to some fat fucking gas can every night? We went down this road once already with Chapman. There's no need to repeat this horrendous mistake with another promising starting pitcher.
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jlb1705;2343243; said:
I stopped reading there. This is why I don't go to RZ anymore. In what fucking galaxy is Parra useful?
2013:
LeCure vs LHB: .128/.209/.154/.363, 16K, 4BB
Parra vs LHB: .214/.313/.214/.527, 7K, 2BB
For fucks sake, his only desirable attribute (being left handed) doesn't even help him be the most effective LOOGY in the pen.
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Lutz falling on his ass was a nice bit of derp insurance in case the ball didn't clear the fence. Thist team is nothing if not thorough in their failure
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In other news, position players are pitching the 8th inning of the Red Sox/Rangers game. Guess I'll watch that instead.
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As a contrast between a winning organization and The Teds;
Through 8 innings the Teds have
8 hits
3 BB
6 LOB
The Cards have
7 hits
0 BB
2 LOB
The Teds have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, the Cards will find a way to win that game sure as the day is long.
Through 8 innings the Teds have
8 hits
3 BB
6 LOB
The Cards have
7 hits
0 BB
2 LOB
The Teds have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, the Cards will find a way to win that game sure as the day is long.
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Bucknut24;2343632; said:good lord they are dumb
teams take on the personality of the manager.
I feel a June swoon coming on.
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Just got home from the park. Eight innings of woo-free baseball. Then Donald Klutz got in on his one-man derp show and was like a signal for people in the stands to start howling like idiots. FML.
If you look back at some of my other post-ballpark reactions, you'll see that I normally leave the stadium thinking to myself that I just spent three hours sitting in front of and listening to the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and today was no exception. I don't know how the bar keeps getting lowered, but it does. Here are some gems from today's genius. Keep in mind as you read this that this is an adult male that is from this country:
ON KEEPING SCORE... He kept referring to runs as "points". He sat there and watched the entire second inning and then said to his friends, "I have no idea how the other team got three points - I only saw one man get on base."
ON STATISTICS... He later momentarily came around to the idea that the Rockies three "points" were legit once he realized that they had achieved four hits... and then immediately talked himself out of that. According to him "H" must not stand for "hits" since the other team hit the ball more than four times, even if you don't count the ones that went foul.
ON STRATEGY... "Why are they walking this guy (Izturis, to get to Bailey)? He must be a pretty good hitter - they don't want to face him.
ON BROKEN BATS... "Does that play count since his bat broke, or does he get a do-over?"
ON DIVERSIONS FOR SIMPLE-MINDED PEOPLE... He let out an enthusiastic "YESSSSSS!" when the wave finally made it all the way around the stadium.
Why do I always get stuck next to these self-parodying fans with the baseball IQ of a four year-old? Is the universe punishing me for making fun of Dusty Baker by surrounding me with people even dumber than he is? I thought watching this lousy fucking baseball team was punishment enough.
If you look back at some of my other post-ballpark reactions, you'll see that I normally leave the stadium thinking to myself that I just spent three hours sitting in front of and listening to the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and today was no exception. I don't know how the bar keeps getting lowered, but it does. Here are some gems from today's genius. Keep in mind as you read this that this is an adult male that is from this country:
ON KEEPING SCORE... He kept referring to runs as "points". He sat there and watched the entire second inning and then said to his friends, "I have no idea how the other team got three points - I only saw one man get on base."
ON STATISTICS... He later momentarily came around to the idea that the Rockies three "points" were legit once he realized that they had achieved four hits... and then immediately talked himself out of that. According to him "H" must not stand for "hits" since the other team hit the ball more than four times, even if you don't count the ones that went foul.
ON STRATEGY... "Why are they walking this guy (Izturis, to get to Bailey)? He must be a pretty good hitter - they don't want to face him.
ON BROKEN BATS... "Does that play count since his bat broke, or does he get a do-over?"
ON DIVERSIONS FOR SIMPLE-MINDED PEOPLE... He let out an enthusiastic "YESSSSSS!" when the wave finally made it all the way around the stadium.
Why do I always get stuck next to these self-parodying fans with the baseball IQ of a four year-old? Is the universe punishing me for making fun of Dusty Baker by surrounding me with people even dumber than he is? I thought watching this lousy fucking baseball team was punishment enough.
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