Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Bucknut24]

Dusty "Homer Bailey would like to be an ace"



and I'd like to have a foot long dick

it's not gametime without the Jax's philosophy

 

[Jaxbuck]

Heisey HBP

needs directions to find 1B

 

[Bucknut24]

and here comes the fan

 

[Bucknut24]

HOLY HELL HE GOT A RBI SINGLE

the ball found the bat

 

[Jaxbuck]

Stubbs closes his eyes, swings hard at first pitch and gets a hit

Cowboy lauds the "aggressive" approach

 

[Bucknut24]

and because that was the most baserunning any Red player has done, Cairo is hurting

 

[Jaxbuck]

well there's our 1 run for the next 13 innings or so

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is the game over?

WTF is Marty talking about?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

3 outs on what 6 pitches?

Marty didn't even get the umpires names out and it was over.

Dusty and his hitting coach have drilled the hacking bullshit in this teams DNA.

Well, you can't say they aren't coachable. :highfive:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Is the game over?

WTF is Marty talking about?

EG? Excessive goat? Did I hear that correctly?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Homer shows us what an Ace does when given a lead and walks the lead off guy.

That's bad enough but to walk LaRoche is no small thing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

EG? Excessive goat? Did I hear that correctly?

some shit like that

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well as much as I despise Dusty I feel almost bad for the retarded bastard today.

Can you imagine the feeling coming into a game knowing the pen is literally unusable, needing damn near a complete game from your starter and having Homer Bailey smiling back at you from down the bench?

I believe they call that proper fucked.

 

[Jaxbuck]

lead surrendered

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dusty's lack of intelligence is well documented but The Cowboy is no slouch himself. Truly one simple sonofabitch.