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Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

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For 72.5 MM can we get the cocksucker to take a pitch every now and then?


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Seriously, I'm fine with it. Overall he's as good a 2B as you could hope for (the plate discipline drives me fucking nuts though....in case anyone's wondering).
 
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It'd be nice to have a quality LF for once. Why hasn't Stubbs bunted again? He only got a hit the first time he did it, he can't hit for shit right now at least give the threat of a bunt. Also our bullpen will be real concern this year, Simon and Arredondo are garbage.
 
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Well in hockey they have the "3 stars" for every game so in the spirit of the Reds I say we should recognize superior individual failure on a team full of failures.

I give you my nightly 3 'Tards

Third 'Tard: Dusty Baker who didn't really do anything spectacularly stupid tonight but I'm sure he was thinking of something spectacularly stupid. Besides if I can't find a 3rd Tard from the players, Dusty is a pretty safe default Tard.

Second 'Tard: Willie Harris who went 0-4 to keep his season average at exactly .000

First 'tard 'Tard:Chrissy Heisy who also went 0-4 but managed to strand 2 runners and did exactly dick in any other aspect of the game.

I salute you retarded fucking bastards for your stand out individual suck on a team full of suck.
 
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Jaxbuck;2139364; said:
Well in hockey they have the "3 stars" for every game so in the spirit of the Reds I say we should recognize superior individual failure on a team full of failures.

I give you my nightly 3 'Tards

Third 'Tard: Dusty Baker who didn't really do anything spectacularly stupid tonight but I'm sure he was thinking of something spectacularly stupid. Besides if I can't find a 3rd Tard from the players, Dusty is a pretty safe default Tard.

Second 'Tard: Willie Harris who went 0-4 to keep his season average at exactly .000

First 'tard 'Tard:Chrissy Heisy who also went 0-4 but managed to strand 2 runners and did exactly dick in any other aspect of the game.

I salute you retarded fucking bastards for your stand out individual suck on a team full of suck.
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I actually would give Duh-Sty First 'Tard of the game for the decision to start 2nd and 3rd 'Tards Chris Heisy and Willie Harris..

Seriously what the FUCK is Willie Harris doing on this fucking team?????
 
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Honor&Glory;2139374; said:
I actually would give Duh-Sty First 'Tard of the game for the decision to start 2nd and 3rd 'Tards Chris Heisy and Willie Harris..

Seriously what the FUCK is Willie Harris doing on this fucking team?????
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It appears he was the only player in the known universe of available players that swings the bat from the left side of the plate. Other than that you've got me.

Has he made contact yet? I'm trying to remember.
 
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Honor&Glory;2139374; said:
I actually would give Duh-Sty First 'Tard of the game for the decision to start 2nd and 3rd 'Tards Chris Heisy and Willie Harris..

Seriously what the [censored] is Willie Harris doing on this [censored]ing team?????
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Especially when you have Todd Frazier who can play 2B in Louisville.
 
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