Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Fungo Squiggly]

This thread is hilarious - I'd just love to see if it the Reds were actually as bad as say the AAstros or someone like that

Don't let their records fool you. The Reds would get their asses swept if they met the Astros in the playoffs.

 

[scott91575]

This thread is hilarious - I'd just love to see if it the Reds were actually as bad as say the AAstros or someone like that

There are plenty threads from past years. Although the hater skills may not be quite as honed.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

no way man.....half the fun is coming here seeing everybody piss and moan, then checking MLB.com to see they're up 3 runs against the Yankees.

 

[jlb1705]

There are plenty threads from past years. Although the hater skills may not be quite as honed.

The glorious thing about this year's thread is that the Reds have managed to hang in there long enough to keep the hate from sinking into apathy.

 

[scott91575]

no way man.....half the fun is coming here seeing everybody piss and moan, then checking MLB.com to see they're up 3 runs against the Yankees.

Sir, do not reduce our highly cogent and relevant criticism to mere piss and moanery. We demand excellence from our teams even in victory, and in fact we are the pinnacle of fandom in which other fans should strive to achieve.

 

[Dryden]

The Reds haven't won a series in Philly since 2006. They're 4-17 since their last win there including 9 losses in a row.

To break that losing streak, Dusty has decided to sit Ludwick, Frazier, and Stubbs against Halladay:

Cozart 6
Heisey 8
Phillips 4
Bruce 9
Rolen 5
Paul 7
Cairo 3
Mesoraco C
Leake RHP

In all honesty, I'd bat Leake either second or sixth in this lineup.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Off to CBP to watch these guys get jail sexed by the Phils.

Hopefully I can get a Stubbs autograph for my son.

 

[jlb1705]

The Reds haven't won a series in Philly since 2006. They're 4-17 since their last win there including 9 losses in a row.

To break that losing streak, Dusty has decided to sit Ludwick, Frazier, and Stubbs against Halladay:

Cozart 6
Heisey 8
Phillips 4
Bruce 9
Rolen 5
Paul 7
Cairo 3
Mesoraco C
Leake RHP

In all honesty, I'd bat Leake either second or sixth in this lineup.

Wilson Valdez pitches for us now though. Let the winning commence.

 

[scott91575]

Off to CBP to watch these guys get jail sexed by the Phils.

Hopefully I can get a Stubbs autograph for my son.

You call your fireplace "son"?

 

[scott91575]

To break that losing streak, Dusty has decided to sit Ludwick, Frazier, and Stubbs

1 of these is a good thing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Stubbs can't even hit batting practice.

Fucking hack.

You see him get jumped and that's where I am sitting

 

[scott91575]

Bases loaded, no out. Over/under is 1 run.

I'll go with the under. K and ground into a Phillips.

 

[scott91575]

Freaking miracle, and of course they still find a way to eff it up.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Off to CBP to watch these guys get jail sexed by the Phils.

Hopefully I can get a Stubbs autograph for my son.

Place paper at feet....unzip fly....remove penis....urinate on said paper....sell on ebay for 5 dollars....watch it get sold before autograph of Stubbs.

 

[scott91575]

That is such a Reds play right there. WTF was Heisey thinking, and of course Mark Berry has no idea what he is doing either.