Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[Mike80]

hey look they got Choo out

 

[Bucknut24]

2 balls in exact same location...one called ball, one called strike 3....I hate umps

 

[Bucknut24]

oh boy, fuckstick up with the game on the line as the last out

 

[Bucknut24]

lmao, looking at strike 3...you have to swing there dumbass

 

[scott91575]

Nothing like scoring 9 runs and losing.

Reds proving once again some of the best trades are the ones you never make. I can guarantee they tried to trade Votto and Cueto at some point but no one bit.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nothing like scoring 9 runs and losing.

Reds proving once again some of the best trades are the ones you never make. I can guarantee they tried to trade Votto and Cueto at some point but no one bit.

Latos, loosely translated from the original Spanish, means "throw it and back up 3B".

Fucking fucker.

 

[TooTall]

hey look they got Choo out

Bless you.

 

[Dryden]

Latos, loosely translated from the original Spanish, means "throw [strike]it and back[/strike] up [strike]3B[/strike]".

Since he's been giving Reds' fans hell, and I'm now fully Latos Intolerant, I'm going to start calling him Pig Vomit.

 

[jlb1705]

Off to a nice start...George couldn't remember who the reds were playing

I don't care about Latos, the problem tonight was George Fucking Grande. The man is the grim reaper when it comes to the Reds chances. He is the official mascot of More than a decade of Reds suckitude.

Choo is wearing the Reds out this year. It's almost like Hamilton against the Orioles type....and that is a homer in Cincy, the high wall kept it in the park...

Just wait until he gets to hit off of one of those junkballing long-haired fruits again. Choo has absolutely owned Arroyo since the beginning of time, and now he's starting to tear Arroyo Jr. (Leake) a new one too.

 

[schwab]

...Air Jordans (just to complete the white trash look)

I'm white trash. If only you were correct.

The guys in the Padres front office are laughing their asses off right now.

The exact text message I sent my friend earlier.

Its so sad that Kenut State has a better baseball team than tOSU :!

Go Gaytas!

That ump has to be blind in his right eye. Beautiful pitches on the inside that he's not calling.

And LeCure kept throwing it.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fuck Mat Latos. Spell your name right, you fuckwit.

 

[Dryden]

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/44270

Schoenfield chat today:

Yogi (Las Cruces, NM)

I'm hoping the Reds will look to invest in a bat before the deadline, but should they be targeting a high OBP guy for the top of the order, or a power bat to stick between Votto and Bruce? If the Indians fell back, would they consider moving Choo before his contract expires? Cincinnati could definitely benefit from a quality, lefty lead-off hitter.

David Schoenfield (3:21 PM)

OBP guy. Or they should just move Phillips up to the No. 1 spot and hit Bruce fourth. Breaking up the left-handers is overrated.

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Mike (San Diego)

Give me one good non-Dusty related reason why Ryan Hanigan doesn't bat 2nd for the Reds.

David Schoenfield (3:27 PM)

Did I put that in the post. I was going to mention that: I'd go Phillips, Hanigan, Votto, Bruce, Frazier (at least the way he's hitting right now). And if Frazier loses playing time to Scott Rolen...

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Doug (Cincy)

Breaking up left-handers is especially overrated when one of them is Joey Votto.....

David Schoenfield (3:32 PM)

Exactly. Plus, it's more important to get the lead early in the game than worry about who you MIGHT face late in the game. And it's not like there are a lot of good lefty relievers in the NL right now. The two best ones are on the Reds!

 

[jlb1705]

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/44270

Schoenfield chat today:

He's a witch! BURN HIM!

 

[Dryden]

OK. Which of you got Schoenfield to commit this gem to the chat transcript?

Dusty (Cincy)

Don't you know anything, Schoenfield? You can't bat Hanigan second- he's a catcher, and we can't have that slow catcher clogging up the bases by getting on base all the time! And we need someone to break up Votto and Bruce in case Billy Wagner comes out of retirement! Now move out of your mother's basement and get a real job, Mr. Fancy Stat Man!

 

[scott91575]

Phillips does something new and grounds into a double play.