I just happened to look at the box score of the Reds game and couldn't help myself. I noticed fast Willy was sporting the 0-4 and decided to see where his OBP and SLG were for the year.
He has an OBP of .289 and a SLG of .301
I swear to God I had to look at it three time. My brain couldn't process seeing those type of numbers under either category. You just don't see it.
I can't even begin to express how bad that is. When your slugging percentage would be a very bad OBP you have reached some special level of suck. That would be like a QB having about a 40% completion percentage, a negative TD/INT ratio and the coaches just keep running him out there.
A .289 OBP shouldn't even be playing MLB, and yet our braintrust signs this worthless piece of shit to a 2 year deal, hands him the starting CF/leadoff duties and appears to have made that irrevocable in his contract.
All joking aside, the profundity of just how little our baseball people "get it" is amazing. Simply fucking amazing. Dusty Baker has shaken my faith in Darwanisim. Follow with me;
1. Barring some major blunt force trauma to the head he's been this stupid since birth.
2. Anyone that fucking stupid from birth should have done something so shit all stupid as to have gotten themselves killed well before their 15th birthday. Walked off a building, fork in a toaster, head in a wheat combine, something. Yet The Dusty is well into his 50's or 60's.
3. If something that stupid can live that long natural selection is bullshit.