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Reasons Fantasy Football Made Me Want to Punch a Baby This Week

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In the league I mentioned, Julio Jones got the IR and I traded to get Brandon Marshall. That worked out ok. Also traded to get Foster on Thursday, only to have him get hurt the second I get him. Then the Jets don't give a damn handoff to Powell after giving him 75%+ of the carries in previous weeks, so he gets me zero points. Gates gets me 3, Ginn gets me 3, and DeSean grabs me a solid 2. Meanwhile, Forte had more points than my entire team headed into the Sunday night game. I am 2-4 in that league and with Foster out, I officially give up.

However, I am 5-1 in my other league but will probably lose unless Hakeem Nicks magically gets me more than 8 points with less than a half remaining (on that note, FUCK YOU ELI MANNING!).
 
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fuck u Rueben randle...all I needed was 10 points to tie and 11 to win...whats he do? he gets 8 which includes a fumbled punt return worth -2 points and I lose 82-80
 
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Somehow I had Cutler in for 0 pts and Jordan Reed on my bench, but I still won with 71 pts. Doug Martin was my top pick so I'm pretty eff'd right now. Steven Jackson was my 2nd pick so hopefully he's back in a week or two. Oh, I traded Mike Wallace for Jermichael Finley before last week so I have that going for me. Have 5 players on BYE this week so I'll be hitting the wavier wire pretty hard just to set a lineup this week.
 
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FML this is going to come down to the wire. Looks like I'll be up ~40 going into tonight's GB/Minny game.

Edit- Officially: Kyle Rudolph + 40.9 points vs. Aaron Rodgers and Adrian Peterson.
 
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