Telekinesis
Easily Amused by the Bitterly Disappointed
Haha, Zurp got put on timeout by Zeke's mom for defending Zeke!
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Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
I dont know.... can he kick?He was just taking a jab at the Penn State discussion boards (BWI is their main forum and they are pretty delusional). I know everyone has addressed this but I felt the need to point out that it is a long standing joke on here and was in now way directed towards Zeke. I think everyone here would take 22 Ezekiel Elliott's on offense and defense to call it a team. I would. Can you imagine 22 #15's? Yes please.
That's the only kick I was referring to. Some one's gotta kick off. But, you're probably right, if he can simply put a foot on the ball, one of the other 10 Zeke's on kick coverage will make something glorious happen.Kick what? Go for two = no need for extra points. Go for it on fourth down = no punts or field goals. I guess he'd have to kick off. But really, if that's the weak point, I'll take it.
EzE's second year highlights courtesy of his mom!
His highlight film is like watching one of those 'men among boys' HS highlights. Crazy thing is that this is among the best talent in the nation, not some school up the road... Er... 'Cept I guess those clips of the Kent read, Kent write, Kent State game.
Damn glad he's one of ours. I would have never dreamed not missing Los this fast, and I loved to watch Los run. Damn...
Crazy how overlooked he was until the BIG Championship game.
I was watching Carlos Hyde highlights the other day, and it was shocking to see just how much better Elliott looked than Hyde. This isn't a slight to Hyde. Elliott is just so good.
I don't know man, with how well our OLine played the latter part of the season, I think Hyde could have done just as well this year.
EzE's second year highlights courtesy of his mom!