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RB Ezekiel Elliott (All B1G, All-American, National Champion, Pro Bowl, All Pro, Dallas Cowboys)

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Zurp said:
[BWI]So an OHowIHate player misses out on a couple classes on coloring within the lines, or whatever they study over there in that cow-town, and he has to sit for a couple of series? But when Joe does what is right, he gets a lifetime ban? RIP JOE!!! WE MISS YOU!!! Go fart in your own face, Urban Liar!!![/BWI]
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Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
 
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Dawn Elliott said:
Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
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FYI, the [tags] at the start and end of that post are intended to indicate that he is parodying a rival-fan's (in this case PSU) posting style.

But I can make no claims as to Zurp's adult status, having read his previous posts about... "Troppo".
 
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Dawn Elliott said:
Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
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BayBuck said:
FYI, the [tags] at the start and end of that post are intended to indicate that he is parodying a rival-fan's (in this case PSU) posting style.

But I can make no claims as to Zurp's adult status, having read his previous posts about... "Troppo".
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BayBuck is right...Zurp was mimicking the knuckleheads over on Blue and White Illustrated, a PSU chat site that is, uh, cultish, to put it lightly.

Trust me, every single Buckeye fan on this site has nothing but high respect for Zeke, both athletically and academically.
 
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I think Zurp pretty well nailed exactly what they would say over there at BWI. Dawn there are quite a few Fisher alums on here and a few of us taught there. We know that your son gets no favors and that he is earning a degree that wil yield benefits his entire life. Archie and Ray Griffin and Tom Skladany are proof that even our most successful football stars get the most out of their degrees.
 
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Dawn Elliott said:
Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
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Yeah, she missed the sarcasm but I understand her reaction. And I didn't know any players carried that heavy of a course load during the season. That's as much of an accomplishment as anything done on the field! Congratulations to Zeke and any other players working that hard.
 
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Taosman said:
I think there's ample evidence that supports the theory that Cardale's long ball threat opened things up more for the running game.
It looked like Oregon committed all game to take away the long ball so Zeke got more carries than he had in the previous 2 outstanding rushing games.(Wiscy, Alabama)
Or maybe it was just the offensive strategy to take more clock time from Oregon?

12/6 Wisconsin W 59-0 20- 220

ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL - SEMIFINAL
1/1 Alabama W 42-35 20- 230

CFP NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PRES. BY AT&T
1/12 Oregon W 42-20 36- 246
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I love seeing these scores. That's why I ordered the shirt with the 3 playoff scores. I only wish it had the B1G title game score.
 
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Dawn Elliott said:
Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
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1. Other people pointed out the tags and how I'm channeling the goobs on BWI. I won't get into it.
2. I forget that sarcasm is often misinterpreted when it's all in text. I absolutely meant no disrespect. Well, not to Buckeyes or Buckeye fans.
3. Speaking of respect, I absolutely respect anyone who can seriously go through college and take it seriously - athlete or no, scholarship or no, 3.1 GPA or higher or lower, Business major or whatever. Again, any disrespect goes to the goobs on BWI.
4. But you're right - my post was childish. I really should be bigger than to keep laughing to myself at those goobs. But, I'm not. Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
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Dawn Elliott said:
Ezekiel is a Business major, and none of his classes involve coloring within the lines. He also has a 3.1 GPA and is Academic All B1G (not to mention he takes 19 hours a semester). You might not look like such an idiot if your post was made on actual facts, and did not name call. Perhaps you are not an adult, and if not, then I understand the childish post.
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We're proud of Ezekiel for a lot of reasons ... but obviously not as proud as you are, and with none of your justification. Great parenting job! (And I'm proud of my kid as well, of course.)
 
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SloopyHangOn said:
I understand @Dawn Elliott's misunderstanding... the delusion of the Penn State folk that populate the BWI boards reeks of Poe's Law.
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It's less evidence of Poe's Law and more evidence that nobody could think BWI levels of stupid exist unless they have seen it with their own eyes. Dawn apparently is lucky enough to have never seen it.

I envy you, Dawn. Oh how I envy you.
 
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