RB Chris "Beanie" Wells (All B1G, All-American)

[ysubuck]

I'll tell ya who Bill Brasky is...

Bill Brasky is a sunuvabitch.

He's 8 ft tall if he's a foot. Plays frisbee with manhole covers.

He's the father of every kid in this town.

I once saw a video of Brasky making love to my wife...and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Why, he did 5 tours in Vietnam. I was in a restaurant in Columbus a few months ago and we had this 8 ft tall Asian waiter. Well, it made me curious so I asked him his name...sure enough it was Ho Tran Brasky.

Actually Mili, it's a Saturday Night Live skit. Funny stuff. 3 drunk sales guys sitting around talking about Brasky. The above stuff is just from memory.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

...sure enough it was Ho Tran Brasky.

Never watched much SNL...serves me right. Good thing Bill wasn't Beanie's dad, else our new star RB would be named Beanie Brasky.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

scout team possibly

the football team has well over 100 players, but not all of them have numbers/are on the roster

 

[tedginn05]

Hey man, leave me alone. But I do believe that the team does have scout team players that don't dress or haven't made the official roster.

 

[ysubuck]

scout team possibly

the football team has well over 100 players, but not all of them have numbers/are on the roster

SCOUT TEAM PLAYER!???!?!?!!!! Bill Brasky ain't no scout team player, fella.

You better hope he ain't readin' this board with you callin' him a scout teamer!!!

Why, Bill Brasky has swallowed pills bigger than you buddy!!!!

 

[tedginn05]

SCOUT TEAM PLAYER!???!?!?!!!! Bill Brasky ain't no scout team player, fella.

You better hope he ain't readin' this board with you callin' him a scout teamer!!!

Why, Bill Brasky has swallowed pills bigger than you buddy!!!!

Yea, me like Mili had no idea who this Bill guy was, nor do I watch SNL. I thought you were serious.

 

[Taosman]

"I want to say that he mentioned Brandon Mitchell getting 'trucked over by Wells the first time he touched the ball." Ooooooh! :tongue2: The first of many run overs by "The Truck".

 

[tedginn05]

Alright my question is who, who created this user name...

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[rocketman]

My question is...Who is Mike Jones?

And is his phone number 281-330-8004? I heard back in the day the ho's did not find him very attractive.

 

[crazybuckfan40]

My question is...Who is Mike Jones?

And is his phone number 281-330-8004? I heard back in the day the ho's did not find him very attractive.

That number doesnt work. I tried it b4.

Now back to Beanie. :)

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

Hey man, leave me alone. But I do believe that the team does have scout team players that don't dress or haven't made the official roster.

No, they don't. At least when the roster is updated (like it is now). They don't look after the online roster during the season, but the roster that comes with the program changes a couple times as walk-ons are added.

 

[OSUBasketballJunkie]

Its good to hear that Wells is making an early impression.....with Pittman's injury, Beanie should get his fair share of opportunities to impress during this spring......

 

[Taosman]

Can we at least un-officially call Wells, "The Truck"?

 

[RB07OSU]

Short article on Rivals about Wells competiting to earn some reps with Pittman.

Rivals 4/6

(Happy?)

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Short article on Rivals about Wells competiting to take some reps from Pittman.

Rivals 4/6

I hate it when people phrase it like that. How about "earn reps to compliment Pittman"?