QB Kirk Herbstreit (Frosted Quips)

[Buckskin86]

Nashville fits ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit
Herbstreit likes Brentwood life after moving
Sep. 3, 2011
Written by
Greg Sullivan | The Tennessean

ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit recently moved from Columbus, Ohio, to Brentwood. / Ricardo B. Brazziell / AP

Late for his flight to Dallas on Thursday morning, Kirk Herbstreit didn?t sound too rattled. He was a quarterback at Ohio State before he blossomed into a TV star with ESPN, so he?s used to scrambling.

?This is just how it is for four months,? he said, laughing. ?The rest of the year I?m Michael Keaton in ?Mr. Mom,? just helping around the house and getting the kids to school.

?But now it?s like I?m about to jump on a treadmill that?s moving at 15 miles an hour and I really couldn?t see myself doing anything else.?

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http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110903/SPORTS06/309030050/Nashville-fits-ESPN-guru

 

[Taosman]

Kirk Herbstreit is still working on his "tan".
That is all.

 

[utgrad73]

Kirk Herbstreit is still working on his "tan".
That is all.

http://www.sunless.com/application/problems.php

My knees and elbows turn orange.

This is normal. The way to keep it from happening again is to apply lotion to your knees and elbows before applying the sunless tanner, then remove most of the sunless tanner about fifteen minutes after application. You can do this by lightly dampening some tissue and rubbing it gently over your elbows and knees, or by applying a little more lotion, then wiping that off. Also, thoroughly exfoliate your old tan so that you don't get a build-up. This applies to other troublesome areas such as the area around the mouth that typically gets overused during Gameday.

Some helpful hints for ESPN analysts - to look good on game day.

 

[buckeyebri]

The wife turned on Game Day while I was eating breakfast, I come in to see KH wearing a Zoot Suit with a striped tie.....You have to see this for the good laugh it is worth....

 

[Tonyank]

OK, kirk. You are white. Your suit makes you look purple. No need to make an ass out of yourself further on out. WOW!!!

 

[Steve19]

The wife turned on Game Day while I was eating breakfast, I come in to see KH wearing a Zoot Suit with a striped tie.....You have to see this for the good laugh it is worth....

Hey, wow, look! There's Kirk Herbstreit!

 

[Buckskin86]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WEmAMbnS_k"]Kirk Herbstreit - Audition - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WbWoMqBhQ"]Kirk Herbstreit - Dad - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDgjOtcIkBM"]NEW: Peggy - Kirk Herbstreit - Discover Card Commercial - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BigWoof31]

http://occupyherbstreit.tumblr.com/


A bubble of intellect in an ocean of idiocy.
Bless the people who created this.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

http://occupyherbstreit.tumblr.com/


A bubble of intellect in an ocean of idiocy.
Bless the people who created this.

Evidently, the guy on the right wants a Mercedes.

 

[colobuck79]

Am I alone in thinking that the Dove commercials are a little creepy?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Am I alone in thinking that the Dove commercials are a little creepy?

Be that as it may, I'm sure that it leaves his hands very soft and Dove is so gentle that it is bronzer-safe.

 

[Muck]

 

[Thump]

Anyone see Herbstreit's jacket he was wearing earlier today in his Gameday spot with Urban Meyer?

Looked like he stole it from Michael Irvin.

 

[shetuck]

Anyone see Herbstreit's jacket he was wearing earlier today in his Gameday spot with Urban Meyer?

Looked like he stole it from Michael Irvin.

 

[CentralMOBuck]

"These fans see Michigan vs Iowa and they don't even boo anymore, they just feel sorry for the Big Ten." He just said that on the set of college gameday in Alabama. What an assclown.