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Jaxbuck said:
My "these bills aren't going to pay themselves" list of ways to get CFB fans spun up in May:

1. Say something bad about OSU
2. Say something good about OSU
3. "" tsun
4. "" tsun
5. Make a really fucked up list of each schools rankings as a position pipeline to the NFL
6. Make LSU WRU or DBU and you get a combo pack with #1. Buckeye Nation will engage.
7. I don't know, maybe a hottest cheerleader thing if you are still aloud to do that?
8. NIL money spent on roster list
9. Best/worst stadium lists usually get people pretty spun up
10. Best/worst rivalries


what do you have?
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I didn't think you'd actually do that. But I'm not one to back down, though I think you named most of the good ones.

1. Kinda on the same note as your #7, make a list of the ugliest or fattest cheerleaders. But use photoshop. And don't hide that you used photoshop. Anyone should know that the photos are fake. Like, really pick ugly people, but then put an Alabama logo on her bikini top, or a Michigan State tattoo on her, or something.
2. Similar to your "say something bad about X", cite the twitter-sphere as your sources. But don't even cite specific users. Just say, "Some twitter nerd said that Nico-whatever was seen pooping on his coach's shoes."
3. Again, I'm gonna build on your list. Go with #10, but just make up rivalries. Like this: "The Indiana-Texas A&M rivalry just got even hotter, when this twitter nerd from Indiana was caught giving an A&M fan the finger." (Yeah, I also used my #2 in that example.)
4. Stir up some rumors about someone wanting more NIL money, or wanting to transfer. "Sources say that the Vandy quarterback wants $10, and thinks he can get it elsewhere."
5. Question someone's sexuality. Probably leave names out of it.
6. Try to get Mike Gundy riled up. He's a man, after all. You might need to edit/splice some video. In fact, do that.
7. Hint at a rumor that teams are considering hiring some coach who is dead. But the article shouldn't say he's dead. Write it like you don't know he's dead. "Don't be surprised if Mike Leach is walking the sidelines of a MAC team next fall."
8. How about.... dang - this one might actually be good... How about a list of top female soccer players who might be successful kickers at P4 teams. If you don't want to do the research, just make up a bunch of women for your list. Extra points if you say that Lennay Kekua or Katie Hnida might be successful kickers.
9. Yeah, I know most of my items are to just make stuff up. But make up a Div3 college, in a made-up town. Hell, if you're bold enough, you'll try to make up a state, and see if anyone notices. Anyway, the AD over at that school has announced that they have a trained rhinoceros on their team. Or they have rainbow-colored artificial turf. Or they've been given an allowance to play 12 players on offense, because 2 of their players have 1 leg, each.
10. Not to get political, but suggest that some rule is racist, or sexist. 10 yards for a first down? That rule is sexist - they should change it to 8 yards. Or, only 3 points for a field goal? That rule goes against the Bill of Rights, somehow. Cite some marriage counselors, or podiatrists. And, you guessed it - just make those people up.
 
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Zurp said:
I didn't think you'd actually do that. But I'm not one to back down, though I think you named most of the good ones.

1. Kinda on the same note as your #7, make a list of the ugliest or fattest cheerleaders. But use photoshop. And don't hide that you used photoshop. Anyone should know that the photos are fake. Like, really pick ugly people, but then put an Alabama logo on her bikini top, or a Michigan State tattoo on her, or something.
2. Similar to your "say something bad about X", cite the twitter-sphere as your sources. But don't even cite specific users. Just say, "Some twitter nerd said that Nico-whatever was seen pooping on his coach's shoes."
3. Again, I'm gonna build on your list. Go with #10, but just make up rivalries. Like this: "The Indiana-Texas A&M rivalry just got even hotter, when this twitter nerd from Indiana was caught giving an A&M fan the finger." (Yeah, I also used my #2 in that example.)
4. Stir up some rumors about someone wanting more NIL money, or wanting to transfer. "Sources say that the Vandy quarterback wants $10, and thinks he can get it elsewhere."
5. Question someone's sexuality. Probably leave names out of it.
6. Try to get Mike Gundy riled up. He's a man, after all. You might need to edit/splice some video. In fact, do that.
7. Hint at a rumor that teams are considering hiring some coach who is dead. But the article shouldn't say he's dead. Write it like you don't know he's dead. "Don't be surprised if Mike Leach is walking the sidelines of a MAC team next fall."
8. How about.... dang - this one might actually be good... How about a list of top female soccer players who might be successful kickers at P4 teams. If you don't want to do the research, just make up a bunch of women for your list. Extra points if you say that Lennay Kekua or Katie Hnida might be successful kickers.
9. Yeah, I know most of my items are to just make stuff up. But make up a Div3 college, in a made-up town. Hell, if you're bold enough, you'll try to make up a state, and see if anyone notices. Anyway, the AD over at that school has announced that they have a trained rhinoceros on their team. Or they have rainbow-colored artificial turf. Or they've been given an allowance to play 12 players on offense, because 2 of their players have 1 leg, each.
10. Not to get political, but suggest that some rule is racist, or sexist. 10 yards for a first down? That rule is sexist - they should change it to 8 yards. Or, only 3 points for a field goal? That rule goes against the Bill of Rights, somehow. Cite some marriage counselors, or podiatrists. And, you guessed it - just make those people up.
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I like yours better
 
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