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QB Cardale '12 Gauge' Jones (B1G Champion, National Champion)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/comments/2ws11o/we_had_a_surprise_volunteer_on_our_meals_on/

We arrived to pick up the hot meals for our delivery this morning and one of the guys loading up our car looked oddly familiar to me. He was nonchalantly going about his business with all the other volunteers and almost blended right in, then it hit me. I shook his hand and chatted him up for a brief moment and he was absolutely as warm and friendly as could be, so I asked for a photo and he obliged. I can't understate how genuinely cordial he was, he seemed genuinely thrilled to be there helping out even on such a bleak Columbus morning. Thanks MOW and Cardale Jones, this is definitely the highlight of my month!

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Ok. Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz moment here, bear with me......


Watch this video



but mute it and instead listen to Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. Start Wagner 1-2 seconds after the video

it's kind of uncanny how well it matches up with the crescendo hits during Zekes 85 yards through the heart of the south

If you get liquored up (@Saw31 ), do this and aren't yelling "run charlie" somewhere in the middle you either haven't watched enough Apocalypse Now or don't have a pulse.
 
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Ok. Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz moment here, bear with me......


Watch this video



but mute it and instead listen to Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries. Start Wagner 1-2 seconds after the video

it's kind of uncanny how well it matches up with the crescendo hits during Zekes 85 yards through the heart of the south

If you get liquored up (@Saw31 ), do this and aren't yelling "run charlie" somewhere in the middle you either haven't watched enough Apocalypse Now or don't have a pulse.


Awesome. :slappy:
 
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Ok. Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz moment here, bear with me......


Watch this video



but mute it and instead listen to Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries. Start Wagner 1-2 seconds after the video

it's kind of uncanny how well it matches up with the crescendo hits during Zekes 85 yards through the heart of the south

If you get liquored up (@Saw31 ), do this and aren't yelling "run charlie" somewhere in the middle you either haven't watched enough Apocalypse Now or don't have a pulse.


Racial epitaphs aside, I yelled quite a bit through that video to let the entire south know what I though of them. Everyone can say what they will for years to come, but damn does it feel good to be the absolute undisputed champions. I woke up today thinking about it and it is as true as when the second the clock expired against Oregon.
 
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Ok. Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz moment here, bear with me......


Watch this video



but mute it and instead listen to Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries. Start Wagner 1-2 seconds after the video

it's kind of uncanny how well it matches up with the crescendo hits during Zekes 85 yards through the heart of the south

If you get liquored up (@Saw31 ), do this and aren't yelling "run charlie" somewhere in the middle you either haven't watched enough Apocalypse Now or don't have a pulse.



His footwork in the pocket was outstanding, someone else who's footwork I was enamored with last year was Teddy Bridgewater and Cardale has waaaaaay better arm talent
 
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And its "Ride of the Valkyries". Because I'm fucking German and I'm correcting other people I better get it right. My Catholic grandparents figured Hitler wasn't so cool, so you assholes got me through Ellis Island. Fuck all y'all protestant assholes! The Pope rules!...yeah, I don't give a shit either...lol My German goosestepping Catholic (yeah they didn't like Catholics so much) ass will out drink all y'all. Its in my genes and it ain't close, bitches...I hate cabbage though. uggh. Smells like farts when you cook it. My German heritage only goes so far...lol
 
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I'm blond hair green eyes. I am the devil!! Yes I am. Not as much as Cardale, but I'm the motherfucking Devil!!!

Cardale is 3rd string Satan and you better believe it. Who do you root for? Goddamn glad I'm not Urban. Satan is gonna want his...lol
 
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