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So I had the luxury of attending more than a few AA meetings, and though everything there should remain there, since the principal of this story is dead, I think I am okay sharing the tale.

Linus attended the meetings after a long search for the Great Pumpkin Beer. He failed in finding it, if it exists.

Eventually, after drinking so much pumpkin beer, he was hooked on the little alcohol therein. He was even spray tanning to "attract" the Great Pumpkin Beer to him.

At the end he only muttered about pumpkins, what gourds were useful for, and some orange deity.

Anyway, I miss Linus. Godspeed.
 
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