Haha well just thought I'd check back here...
First off thank you for all the comments. All of you who joked around / poked fun made this one of the funniest threads I've read in a while :p.
And all of you who posted more serious replies, thank you. They were mostly what I expected but I encountered some perspectives I had never thought of before (a few through PM's).. And that is exactly what I wanted. Really this was just even more food for thought and it was very intriguing, it gave me more to think about. So thank you all.
Secondly I would just like to mention that, as this was in the philosophical musings forum.. It really is amazing the different reactions I got.. I got some really insightful PM's that truly demonstrated how seriously some people take sex compared with some of those posts in this thread.. Both views are obviously incredibly valid, I just thought it was interesting.
That being said, thanks y'all!
And no, I wasn't too busy banging my girlfriend to post here, just too busy in general :(