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Gatorubet
Loathing All Things Georgia
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
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ugh... why am i posting here?
I am 26... married in august when i was 25. I have been with at a minimum of 30 girls, didnt lose my V badge till I was 18. Would have done it sooner if i could have found a willing partner. You sound like you are still in early teen white knight mode where you think you should be virtuous and be the guy tv tells you to be. That WILL change after a few hoes jerk you around... and off. my advice, have sex. As much as you can safely get away with. Have sex with multiple partners at the same time if you can. The larger the variety of experiences you have the more educated you will become on what you prefer and what kind of girl you want to marry later. Sex plays a huge role in the relationship with your wife and if it doesnt you didnt pick correctly. Make sure you know what you want and when you do find a girl you want to marry you damn well better know what she wants and expects in bed (by that i mean have sex with her before marriage too) infact, go a step further and move in with the girl before you get engaged. You will never know if you can tolerate a person until you have had to deal with their dirty laundry and morning breath.
I am 26... married in august when i was 25. I have been with at a minimum of 30 girls, didnt lose my V badge till I was 18. Would have done it sooner if i could have found a willing partner. You sound like you are still in early teen white knight mode where you think you should be virtuous and be the guy tv tells you to be. That WILL change after a few hoes jerk you around... and off. my advice, have sex. As much as you can safely get away with. Have sex with multiple partners at the same time if you can. The larger the variety of experiences you have the more educated you will become on what you prefer and what kind of girl you want to marry later. Sex plays a huge role in the relationship with your wife and if it doesnt you didnt pick correctly. Make sure you know what you want and when you do find a girl you want to marry you damn well better know what she wants and expects in bed (by that i mean have sex with her before marriage too) infact, go a step further and move in with the girl before you get engaged. You will never know if you can tolerate a person until you have had to deal with their dirty laundry and morning breath.
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generaladm
Legend
What BuckeyeSoldier said, plus this analogy: Would you save the first time you got behind the wheel of a car until you were in the Indy 500? Practice makes perfect.
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xcrunner
Hall of Fame
First off thanks everyone for the responses, serious and facetious alike.
Second off I want to clear something up that i guess I should have made clear in my initial post. This is not really an "advice" thread. As BKB said, if I am asking BPers if I should have sex I am probably not ready... I am not really asking you guys if I should, I have already mostly made up my mind and I probably will. But there are just so many complex details to this, there are so many different opinions.. So even if you don't want to "advise" me that is completely fine as I do not necessarily need the advice, I am just looking for different opinions here. It is a very interesting topic. And of course the experience of those 20+ years older than me is always invaluable. Will this thread have any impact on my final decision? Doubtful really, but that does not mean that the thread is any less valuable.
Second off I want to clear something up that i guess I should have made clear in my initial post. This is not really an "advice" thread. As BKB said, if I am asking BPers if I should have sex I am probably not ready... I am not really asking you guys if I should, I have already mostly made up my mind and I probably will. But there are just so many complex details to this, there are so many different opinions.. So even if you don't want to "advise" me that is completely fine as I do not necessarily need the advice, I am just looking for different opinions here. It is a very interesting topic. And of course the experience of those 20+ years older than me is always invaluable. Will this thread have any impact on my final decision? Doubtful really, but that does not mean that the thread is any less valuable.
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sparcboxbuck
What happened to my ¤cash?
I was recently asked what advice I'd give my boys about women and dating when they were old enough. I'm going to C&P my response. It may not be totally fitting, but if what I paste below describes how you feel about her... I'd say go for it... but be smart... be protected. And by all means, make sure that she is emotionally with you through this decision. This is a big one for any young person... and for the girl... it's even a bigger deal. The reason I'm sharing this with you is for her. Because it is likely such a big deal for her, if you don't feel like the description below... let her share that experience with the man who someday will. And I'll admit it... I don't know you from Adam, but all of this is what I would tell my own boys when they are your age.
Here's my response to "What other advice would you give your boys..."
When you find a woman for whom you are willing to make an absolute ass of yourself... and if that woman should seemingly cause your head to open up such that your brains spill out whenever you are around her... and if that woman can give you crap like none other... yet all you can do when you think of her is smile... You then, and only then, will know that you've found 'the one.'
I pray that you should ever be so lucky to find this woman. She does, I promise you from the bottom of my heart, exist... And I pray that when you do find her, you do everything in your power to hold on to her for dear life, for she will be 'the one.' And once you've found her, make it your responsibility, and even more importantly, your pride, to give to her two-fold what she has given to you. Do these things, and I promise you that you will never have a fear in the world. This is my sincere hope for you, my sons.
I sincerely hope that you find piece in your decision, either way.
Regards,
sbb
Here's my response to "What other advice would you give your boys..."
When you find a woman for whom you are willing to make an absolute ass of yourself... and if that woman should seemingly cause your head to open up such that your brains spill out whenever you are around her... and if that woman can give you crap like none other... yet all you can do when you think of her is smile... You then, and only then, will know that you've found 'the one.'
I pray that you should ever be so lucky to find this woman. She does, I promise you from the bottom of my heart, exist... And I pray that when you do find her, you do everything in your power to hold on to her for dear life, for she will be 'the one.' And once you've found her, make it your responsibility, and even more importantly, your pride, to give to her two-fold what she has given to you. Do these things, and I promise you that you will never have a fear in the world. This is my sincere hope for you, my sons.
I sincerely hope that you find piece in your decision, either way.
Regards,
sbb
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Nail it. Nail it early, nail it late, nail it on a week day, nail it on a friday, nail it standing, nail it sitting.
nail it nail it nail it. Nail it as long as they are dumb enough to give it away.
Nail it As long as you can get it . it's free, no strings attached.
When you find one that cooks and does laundry, marry that one.
nail it nail it nail it. Nail it as long as they are dumb enough to give it away.
Nail it As long as you can get it . it's free, no strings attached.
When you find one that cooks and does laundry, marry that one.
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cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1420567; said:Professional courtesy....
To rephrase an old military saying; Courtesy among lawyers is like virtue among prostitutes.
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As for the kid, there are ways to reduce the chances of pregnancy, but if, because of religion, you're oppossed to them I sure wouldn't recommend you engage in sex now.
You might want to look around your parish and realize that the average Catholic family is no longer a gaggle of 6 to 12 kids, that most young Catholic couples don't have a child in their first years of married life, and ask yourself why that is. Could it be that your co-religionists are practicing birth control despite Humnae Vitae?
finally, seeking sexual advice from the folks at BP is like investing money with con artists.
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
Just talk her into anal. No risk of trying to raise a kid through college
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