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Bucknut319 said:
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Have I gone too far?:!
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Not if you're a plumber...

And I'm not a real plumber, but I do play one on TV.
 
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buckeyefool said:
How about the time IAM started that post about his buddies not meeting him for basketball? That was some good stuff
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This would be my front-runner for 2006. In case anyone missed it: :biggrin:
iamb said:
everyone knows that in a group of friends, there is always someone that is the "odd man out". That one person that you seem to forget to call when you make last minute plans, the one guy who is the butt of the jokes. Basically that one guy that you keep around because he makes you laugh, usually at his own expense....

Well apparently i'm that guy in the group of guys that i hang out with. We have a standing basketball game on tuesday nights. There usually anywhere from 8-16 guys that show up, but always the core group of 8. I called one of my buddies yesterday to make sure that we were still playing since it was Vday, and yes, everyone was going to be there. After giving the baby her bath and getting her ready for bed, i left for basketball. I drove the 35 minutes and got there a bit early which is normal. I went in the gym and nobody was there yet, again normal. After shooting around for what only seemed to be 5 minutes, I was shocked that nobody was there yet, and that it had been 15 minutes. I waited another 10 minutes and still nobody showed.

I was the joke, i really hope that everyone got a good laugh... fuckers

since everyone here is so sympathetic, i thought i would share... please begin my ball busting
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bfool said:
is it possible that it slipped all of their minds it was vday and then they all relized it? Nahhh probally not. I was probally just a chance to get you out of the house so they could all bang your wife.
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iamb said:
wow, was that really needed?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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bfool said:
Dude seriously it was a joke. I mean we have all seen pics of your wife, I don't think any of your buddies are that desperate. :biggrin:<!-- / message -->
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BrutusMaximus said:
I always wanted to nail Peach. Not the real Peach, the cartoon one. Always thought Mario was a lucky man. Course he did have to go through hell to get her. Just like a woman :biggrin:
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I was vainly googling myself one day and came across this little tidbit you'll probably enjoy:


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<CENTER>Princess "Peach" Toadstool</CENTER>
This hot little piece of ass has gotta be the horniest bitch in video game history. All she ever does is get kinapped. She started out way back in Donkey Kong, then Mario Bros., followed by the Super Mario Bros. series including all spinoffs (Land, World, Cart...). Peach is as big a part of video game history as the Mario Brothers themselves. When you really think about it the goal of most classic video games, rescuing the princess, is really nothing more than an elaborate booty call. Peach sure is one hell of a cock tease, making Mario cross deserts, oceans, caves and everything just to get a little piece of poontang. Of course all throughout his journey Mario thinks only of the sweet reward Peach will give as he rescues her and he is allowed to get a taste of her "frosting". This feeling of sexual excitement and anticipation is shared by all gamers as they cross countless worlds trying to get into that big pink dress.
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