Photo shop experts...

[Iam Powerless]

This thread has been approved by all of the "right" people. Thanks to my very very close friend Folanator for making this happen. I am an OSU grad, '86 and have been on this forum since 2004.

What I need is this, photo shop help and creativity. If you do something creative I will use it and send you free stuff that you can work out with. Ask Mili, our product is the bomb and is used by countless professionals.

I am involved with a sports drink company. Powerbar is a competitor and they are a-holes. We are doing a parody called PowelessBar to mess with them. I now own the website www.PowerlessBar.com, they are stupid to have left it open. I also have created a FB page (that is currently hidden) that is in good fun, but I want it to have some bite.

I want to photoshop Powerbar Product into amusing situations. Examples:

• Hitler holding some power bar products
• A bum urinating on a can of product
• On a shelf in Bin Ladens blood stained bedroom
• Hiding in the bushes on the grassy knowl where JFK was shot

You get the idea.

Here is some art that you can play with. I think we need to hide (fuz out)the labels so I don't get in trouble.

No, Powerlessbar tats on TP won't help.

I WILL make it worth your while. Go Bucks.

 

[AKAK]

You need the freek.

 

[TooTall]

You need the freek.

Animated gif's of Hitler saluting the troops with a PowerBar in hand? Winning.

 

[Iam Powerless]

You need the freek.

You guys are way cheaper. Hell if Auburn paid 185k, think about how much the Freak would cost???

 

[Iam Powerless]

Animated gif's of Hitler saluting the troops with a PowerBar in hand? Winning.

Bring it.

 

[TooTall]

Bring it.

Wish I knew how to make gif's, LSU Freek dominates that category though.

 

[Iam Powerless]

I don't think that FB supports animated GIF's anyway.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

What I need is this, photo shop help and creativity. If you do something creative I will use it and send you free stuff that you can work out with. Ask Mili, our product is the bomb and is used by countless professionals.

Yep, their stuff rocks, especially the recovery drink.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Animated gif's of Hitler saluting the troops with a PowerBar in hand? Winning.

There was an animated gif posted here a long time ago of a horse/donkey taking a dump and some dude coming out of its ass...replace the dude with a Powerbar.

 

[Gatorubet]

So when powerbar sues BP for conspiring with you to defame them, what do we get?

 

[Mac]

I'll take free tattoos, gold pants, cars, autos, and clothing. I'll PM you my address so you can send the stuff. Oh and by the way I'm a student athlete

 

[Brewtus]

Is this really supported by your company? I don't see Nestle sitting back and allowing its products to be photo shopped with images of Hitler and JFK's assassination, even if you do "fuz out" their labels. As Gator wrote, this has lawsuit written all over it.

 

[jwinslow]

So when powerbar sues BP for conspiring with you to defame them, what do we get?

well that explains a lot.

 

[Folanator]

So when powerbar sues BP for conspiring with you to defame them, what do we get?

Parody, protected free speech.

You get 40% of nada...freeken lawyer.