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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Ducks don't bother me. Geese bother me. Don't fucking walk across the road - fly over the road. You're birds. FLY!! And they just walk along, like, "What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" And I just sit there thinking, "Nothing - you'd probably smash my Prius if I hit you." So there's just sadness and anger.
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
In the physical rehab facility when you get a roommate who yells out instead of pressing the call button and listens to the TV to loud up until 4 am (I don't really know how much longer this will go on). When will this guy go to sleep? I thought old guys went to bed early. I might have to shoot him.
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
Thanks Iam, my insurance runs out Sunday-ish anyway so at that point I'm going home either way shitty roommate or no, and I can't wait!
PSA- Been gone for almost 2 months. Advice - when you get old, don't do dumb shit.
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that requires an explanation... please tell me it involves what would clearly be an OHSA violation?
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
No violation, just maybe don't twist/dislocate your ankle requiring 4 surgeries and an erector set cage to be screwed into your leg and foot. It doesn't feel good.
On the plus side, 3 surgeries down, and I get to go home for a while today.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
A year ago I was a split second away from jumping off of a container four feet off of the ground as if I was still 18. Luckily I suddenly remembered that I'm no longer 18.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
This happens all the time with me. Maybe not 4 feet, but it's gotta be at least 4 feet. The dock on the back of the building is 3-4 feet up. There're stairs at the one end. but of course, I want to go in the door that's at the other end. I can either walk around or jump down. I think I jumped down once or twice with no casualties. But I probably shouldn't do it, anymore.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Last month I walked into a freezer that had thawed and frozen, the floor was like a skating rink. I had stepped onto a pallet and as I stepped off my feet came out from under me and I landed like Charlie Brown after Lucy snatches the football. Not only did it knock the wind out of me but the shock was so bad that I couldn't even move for like 30 seconds. The back of my head hit the floor and made a terrible sound. I thought that I was finished. I managed to get up and walk out. I got checked out, my head was fine, didn't even get a headache afterward which was miraculous considering how it hit the concrete floor. In fact I think I may have cracked the floor with my hard head. The only injury that I sustained was a bruised tail bone which was annoying for about two weeks but healed.
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retaining wall around our patio is about 3.5' tall, i use the steps or go to the open end. this year behind the wall, i have some temp fencing up trying to grow grass, stepped up and went into to water. getting down, lets say was not so graceful, LOL
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
People who bring their dogs into supermarkets when they're obviously not service dogs. This would have been unheard of maybe 10 years ago but now it's the new normal. I guess people think that if people can steal why can't they bring their dogs to the store?
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calibuck
Too soon old, too late smart
As I have had two knee replacements, don't listen to those above! Jumping off anything, 4' or not, means that there is zero 'give' to one's knees. It hurts like heck, and gives one those lightening bolts of pain that shoot through you. Go to the edge, sit down, and slide off gently....
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