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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Ducks don't bother me. Geese bother me. Don't fucking walk across the road - fly over the road. You're birds. FLY!! And they just walk along, like, "What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" And I just sit there thinking, "Nothing - you'd probably smash my Prius if I hit you." So there's just sadness and anger.
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
In the physical rehab facility when you get a roommate who yells out instead of pressing the call button and listens to the TV to loud up until 4 am (I don't really know how much longer this will go on). When will this guy go to sleep? I thought old guys went to bed early. I might have to shoot him.
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
Thanks Iam, my insurance runs out Sunday-ish anyway so at that point I'm going home either way shitty roommate or no, and I can't wait!
PSA- Been gone for almost 2 months. Advice - when you get old, don't do dumb shit.
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that requires an explanation... please tell me it involves what would clearly be an OHSA violation?
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
No violation, just maybe don't twist/dislocate your ankle requiring 4 surgeries and an erector set cage to be screwed into your leg and foot. It doesn't feel good.
On the plus side, 3 surgeries down, and I get to go home for a while today.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
A year ago I was a split second away from jumping off of a container four feet off of the ground as if I was still 18. Luckily I suddenly remembered that I'm no longer 18.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
This happens all the time with me. Maybe not 4 feet, but it's gotta be at least 4 feet. The dock on the back of the building is 3-4 feet up. There're stairs at the one end. but of course, I want to go in the door that's at the other end. I can either walk around or jump down. I think I jumped down once or twice with no casualties. But I probably shouldn't do it, anymore.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Last month I walked into a freezer that had thawed and frozen, the floor was like a skating rink. I had stepped onto a pallet and as I stepped off my feet came out from under me and I landed like Charlie Brown after Lucy snatches the football. Not only did it knock the wind out of me but the shock was so bad that I couldn't even move for like 30 seconds. The back of my head hit the floor and made a terrible sound. I thought that I was finished. I managed to get up and walk out. I got checked out, my head was fine, didn't even get a headache afterward which was miraculous considering how it hit the concrete floor. In fact I think I may have cracked the floor with my hard head. The only injury that I sustained was a bruised tail bone which was annoying for about two weeks but healed.
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