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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

The low tire pressure warning light came on in my car and I went to three different gas stations looking for a functional air pump. All of the noozles had been cut off. I don't think they even bother replacing them anymore. It's like the padlocks we put on our dumpsters, they're gone within a day. We shouldn't have to live like this.
 
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People who kill spiders just for existing. They're scary looking but they're our friends. They kill and eat those annoying buzzy insects that get in your house and fly into your ears and up your nose. Roaches are another story though, fuck them.
My wife would choose eradicating spiders over cancer lol. Which is funny considering where we live.
 
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My wife would choose eradicating spiders over cancer lol. Which is funny considering where we live.
Ever since I was a kid I found it disturbing to kill things, even insects, for fun. I once hit a kid in the face when I was 8-9 for stomping a rollie pollie for no reason. Flies and roaches are fair game though once they enter the house. Spiders live in corners, cracks and crevasses and do nothing but good. Some look scary though.
 
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A new pet peeve (as far as I know... I'm not going to read through 172 pages to see if anyone else brought it up): People in crowds.
I get that it's a lot of people, but you don't have to be assholes. We were at the game on Saturday, and in some areas, there's a bottle-neck. On one side, there's a concession stand that seems to be very popular, and on the other side they're selling something else. But people are crowding around, making a small lane to walk through. We're walking through single-file one way, and people are walking through single-file going the other way. Some dick-cock going the other way wanted to pass someone in front of him, so he walked right in front of the old guy in front of me. He must have been 200 years old. Either that or 55. Maybe 65. It makes him stop, which makes me stop, which makes all the nerds behind me stop. Then some other dick-cock behind me decided he had to pass all the stopped idiots, so he started pushing his way through. Settle down, pee-drinkers.

Or... after the game, we were walking through the tunnel between St John Arena and the ice rink. A couple of fatties (seriously, it wasn't a big stretch to suggest they might have been wider than they were tall) stopped just outside the tunnel to see what there was to see. You take up half the width of the walkway. Keep walking or move over.
 
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When I was a baker in the 1990's when you ordered a cake we had butter cream or whipped cream icing. We made both from scratch. Butter cream is (was) egg whites, sugar, butter and a little vanilla. Whipped cream topping was heavy cream, a bit of sugar and unflavored gelatin as a stabilizer.

This is what they give you in 2025. No wonder we're all sick and dying

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