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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

So I'm supposed to get a fiber optic high speed connection last Thursday..........
Don't show up?
Oh! And by the way, just because you're getting the hook-up doesn't mean you're getting service yet.
The "light" won't be turned on for a while! But the good news is I have paint stripes in my yard.
Check that. It rained for the first time in months yesterday! Ya'll got nothing sucker! Ha!

But the gas company did come and install a "cage" around the gas meter that got run over on New Years Day! And it didn't coast me anything!
 
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Housewives and hippies protesting the circus elephants outside the Schott this weekend--do they really think their pathetic display is turning away customers (and their kids) who have already paid and parked and are just steps away from the doors? I for one am glad my girls got to see the big beasts in action before the fun police impose yet another taboo upon us all.
 
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