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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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I've only seen it once, this morning, but I feel like watching a guy deliberating gunning his BMW coupe at about 7:00 A.M. on packed snow/ice covered streets in a residential neighborhood so he could faux "drift" pushed my insta-pet peeve button. At any rate, I assume I was peeved since I was hoping he'd slide it into a large tree.
 
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I travel a lot for work. I stay at certain places and try to eat at good restaurants. Today has not been a good day. I get into my room and it is apparent the toilet was not cleaned. Front counter apologies and says take something from the market on the house. I’m like seriously do you know my status in this chain. Like yeah a bottle of water makes it good.

Go to restaurant and order chicken Alfredo. Fucking sauce is so full of red pepper that I can’t feel my mouth. Waitress explains that’s the new style. Seriously I’m looking for something mellow, that won’t have me up at a.m. Why is everyone trying to always bring the heat. Not everything is expected to be that way....I’m looking at you Guy Fiery Fuckhead. Not every dish has to burn your face off
 
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I have my symphony seats in the 1st row of the loge. Shelled out extra to have those seats because they are the best seats in the house, goddamnit. And I skipped out of work at 6 during tax season for this performance, so you know it was a good one.

Last night, there were 2 empty seats to our right. Great! No sharing an armrest or interacting with other people.

Come back from intermission and there is an older lady and young boy in our seats. I wave my ticket in her face, so they move two seats to the right....okay, fine. She’s introducing him to the arts, that’s great. No problems there.

And then she takes the motherfucking armrest for the 2nd half of the performance. I fucking paid for these awesome fucking seats and you didn’t....who the motherfuck do you think you are to take my armrest? She’s lucky I didn’t throw her off the balcony.

And the kid couldn’t sit still, either. Look you punk-ass little fucker....sit down and shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this.

They’re both really lucky to be alive.

Bloody peasants.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
I have my symphony seats in the 1st row of the loge. Shelled out extra to have those seats because they are the best seats in the house, goddamnit. And I skipped out of work at 6 during tax season for this performance, so you know it was a good one.

Last night, there were 2 empty seats to our right. Great! No sharing an armrest or interacting with other people.

Come back from intermission and there is an older lady and young boy in our seats. I wave my ticket in her face, so they move two seats to the right....okay, fine. She’s introducing him to the arts, that’s great. No problems there.

And then she takes the motherfucking armrest for the 2nd half of the performance. I fucking paid for these awesome fucking seats and you didn’t....who the motherfuck do you think you are to take my armrest? She’s lucky I didn’t throw her off the balcony.

And the kid couldn’t sit still, either. Look you punk-ass little fucker....sit down and shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this.

They’re both really lucky to be alive.

Bloody peasants.
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Let me guess; you fucked the arm rest, married the old lady and killed the boy?
 
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That one person in a group project that doesn't do anything. Seriously, you better have the PowerPoint ready to go tomorrow morning, but because I know I can't trust you, I'm gonna try to throw together a small one to hopefully save our asses.
 
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