Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Dryden]

The only appropriate cut out for a bachelor party is a 90s era Miller Lite girl ad.

If anyone brought a life sized cut out of John Cooper to my first bachelor party in 1995 I would’ve pistol whipped them like Ray Liotta.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

The only appropriate cut out for a bachelor party is a 90s era Miller Lite girl ad.

If anyone brought a life sized cut out of John Cooper to my first bachelor party in 1995 I would’ve pistol whipped them like Ray Liotta.

Got a couple of options for you.

Spoiler

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

And by 'cut out', he means the smallish hole they cut out in cardboard JoePa's mouth.

Oh please, as if Joesus would ever be the catcher. Clearly they carved out a glory hole in the Holy Khakis and took turns playing Joe.

Ahhh, the things that cutout saw.

 

[Honor&Glory]

This single post synopsizes every sloped-head, mouth-breathing, pedophile-enabling fucktard on that site (which is about everyone):

ahhh...the things the real JoPa saw...

...and didn’t say a damned thing. i hope the fucker is slow roasting in hell.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Jesus fucking Christ...

Who on this board hasn’t taken life size cardboard cutouts of Woody, Tress and Urbz to big events? Anyone? Anyone???


Yeah I thought so. All you fuckers have been partying with Cardboard Urb and I’m gonna find the photographic evidents.

 

[Abenaki]

This single post synopsizes every sloped-head, mouth-breathing, pedophile-enabling fucktard on that site (which is about everyone):

I brought a life-sized cut out of Joe to my bachelor party weekend trip in Palm springs back in 1998...ahh the things that cut out saw.

I only pray that in our lifetime significant movement back to the truth about his massive positive impact on the world will be made. One of the greatest Americans of the 20 th century in my opinion.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Who on this board hasn’t taken life size cardboard cutouts of Woody, Tress and Urbz to big events? Anyone? Anyone???

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Lots of coaching turnover for the Nitty Kitties this offseason.

 

[Trevi]

Lots of coaching turnover for the Nitty Kitties this offseason.

Making changes to become elite?

 

[buckeyebri]

Lots of coaching turnover for the Nitty Kitties this offseason.

And these were the guys telling recruits that LJ was going to be the one leaving.. ..

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

And these were the guys telling recruits that LJ was going to be the one leaving.. ..

Karma pays yet another visit to Rhythmic Slapping Valley...

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Penn State fans around my hometown are all crowing about some link they had found that showed they are leading the way as far as representatives in the Superb Owl with 5 (tied with LSU). Ohio State has 2.

Penn State's 5 - A backup OG in Steve Wisniewski, 2 nobody defenders (not in the 2 deep), 3rd string Anthony Zettle (and behind Bosa), and Robbie Gould
Ohio State's 2 - The defensive rookie of the year and Darron Lee

That's about the most Penn State thing I've ever seen that doesn't involve raping children.

 

[Jaxbuck]

That's about the most Penn State thing I've ever seen that doesn't involve raping children.

The Rail is the most Penn State thing ever that doesn't involve child rape, covering up child rape or cult worship of a child rape enabler.

 

[TDunk]

The Rail is the most Penn State thing ever that doesn't involve child rape, covering up child rape or cult worship of a child rape enabler.

And yet it still sounds like it involves child rape/cult.

 

[Zippercat]

The Rail is the most Penn State thing ever that doesn't involve child rape, covering up child rape or cult worship of a child rape enabler.

What about their Ring of Pretty Good Years?