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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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I largely base who to root for on who will provide better Saturday night and Sunday morning message board-based comic relief. In this case, it's clearly the pedtards. scUM fan has totally given up on the season and has moved on to Harbaugh-led next head coach delusions. So I'll be pulling for tsun for that reason and the fact that the pedtards are a filthy, subhuman, mutant, backwoods cult that is rotten and evil to its core.
 
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matcar said:
That wasn't the point. The point was more directed at tOSU, JT, glass houses and all.

Btw, The label contrarian isn't accurate. It's unbiased.
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Oh. Seeing as how I've never met or even heard of anyone who is unbiased before, I'm not betting the house on that. But whatever. At any rate, even if our shit stinks too, it's not really necessary to constantly point it out.
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Oh. Seeing as how I've never met or even heard of anyone who is unbiased before, I'm not betting the house on that. But whatever. At any rate, even if our [Mark May] stinks too, it's not really necessary to constantly point it out.
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I'm unconcerned with how you wager, but i'm telling you point-blank that I'm not contrarian. You can label otherwise but that's just cowardly behavior.

I don't "constantly" point out anything. However, there is a steady stream of bashing of all things not Ohio State. Ok, it's an Ohio State board-I get it...but often times it's obvious that we are pointing at the "speck in our neighbors eye when we can't see the log in our own". That gets old, and I won't apologize for calling that out. And that's not anything close to resembling being contrarian.
 
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NFBuck said:
I largely base who to root for on who will provide better Saturday night and Sunday morning message board-based comic relief. In this case, it's clearly the pedtards. scUM fan has totally given up on the season and has moved on to Harbaugh-led next head coach delusions. So I'll be pulling for tsun for that reason and the fact that the pedtards are a filthy, subhuman, mutant, backwoods cult that is rotten and evil to its core.
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A Michigan win would give you double message board comic relief. On one hand, you have the filthy, subhuman, mutant, backwoods cult that will probably blame the loss on everyone being out to get them because of an innocent man not getting his day in court. But on the other hand, you'll have the freaks from the Michigan camp all of a sudden saying ridiculous things like "we've finally turned a corner" and "maybe Hoke isn't that bad a coach after all."
 
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matcar said:
I'm unconcerned with how you wager, but i'm telling you point-blank that I'm not contrarian. You can label otherwise but that's just cowardly behavior.

I don't "constantly" point out anything. However, there is a steady stream of bashing of all things not Ohio State. Ok, it's an Ohio State board-I get it...but often times it's obvious that we are pointing at the "speck in our neighbors eye when we can't see the log in our own". That gets old, and I won't apologize for calling that out. And that's not anything close to resembling being contrarian.
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What transpired at Vanderbilt and at Ped State pre-Franklin completely overshadows anything Tressel did. They aren't even remotely comparable.
 
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As much as I hate to say it, I'm pulling for TTUN. 1.) I don't want the Pedsters anywhere near a bowl game this year, so every game counts. 2.) If TTUN wins against a perennial power like PedSU, Brandon MIGHT be more inclined to keep Hoke for another year. 3.) The sooner the Joesus cult turns on Franklin, the more entertaining BWI will become.
 
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WolverineMike said:
A Michigan win would give you double message board comic relief. On one hand, you have the filthy, subhuman, mutant, backwoods cult that will probably blame the loss on everyone being out to get them because of an innocent man not getting his day in court. But on the other hand, you'll have the freaks from the Michigan camp all of a sudden saying ridiculous things like "we've finally turned a corner" and "maybe Hoke isn't that bad a coach after all."
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AJHawkfan said:
As much as I hate to say it, I'm pulling for TTUN. 1.) I don't want the Pedsters anywhere near a bowl game this year, so every game counts. 2.) If TTUN wins against a perennial power like PedSU, Brandon MIGHT be more inclined to keep Hoke for another year. 3.) The sooner the Joesus cult turns on Franklin, the more entertaining BWI will become.
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All valid points.

That being said, I still can't root for Michigan to win.
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
All valid points.

That being said, I still can't root for Michigan to win.
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The best moment of 2005 happened right after this.
 
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LostLassie said:
An atomic bomb in Happy Valley? Lord knows, that's exactly what the rest of the country has been praying for.
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Just give me a warning so I can be out of the blast radius. I don't trust anybody in that shithole to have advanced notice of something that will cause danger to innocent people and actually act on that information.
 
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I pick Michigan to win. There's something seriously wrong with the coaching up north, but the talent is there in numbers greater than those at PSU - mostly Hack. Even with Michigan's problems in the D backs, the weakness of Penn State's O- line isn't going to give him much more than a quick look at anything beyond 4 yards.

What will be worse is that without a particular bad call to dwell upon the BWI crowd will have to realize a) what a hell of a job Buttchin Bob did for two years with little but smoke and mirrors to work with. b) the true impact of the sanctions. c) how long it's going to take to get back to where they really were four years ago, let alone where they thought they were.
 
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NFBuck said:
I largely base who to root for on who will provide better Saturday night and Sunday morning message board-based comic relief. In this case, it's clearly the pedtards. scUM fan has totally given up on the season and has moved on to Harbaugh-led next head coach delusions. So I'll be pulling for tsun for that reason and the fact that the pedtards are a filthy, subhuman, mutant, backwoods cult that is rotten and evil to its core.
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If anything, a UM win might be bonus. You'll get the inevitable cult meltdown and conspiracy theories, but you'll also have the Michigan Men stressing out as to whether the win has taken the heat off Hoke and Brandon.
 
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