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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Now, the national voters are back to screwing over the Nitters. It's bad enough that Louis Freeh, the NCAA, Jim Delany, the Big 10 network, ESPN, referees the world over, Sara Ganim and everyone jealous of Joesus victimize the Nitters. Now, the Nitters are getting shafted in the latest polls. Move aside 2-1 teams; the Nitters have beaten Central Florida, Akron, Rutgers and UMASS.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=174961570&mid=174961570&sid=890&style=2
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Now, the national voters are back to screwing over the Nitters. It's bad enough that Louis Freeh, the NCAA, Jim Delany, the Big 10 network, ESPN, referees the world over, Sara Ganim and everyone jealous of Joesus victimize the Nitters. Now, the Nitters are getting shafted in the latest polls. Move aside 2-1 teams; the Nitters have beaten Central Florida, Akron, Rutgers and UMASS.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=174961570&mid=174961570&sid=890&style=2
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The fact it took a few posts to remind that subhuman freak there isn't a BCS anymore is depressing.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
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Unlike the real JoePa....at least this one is wearing a diaper.
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But wtf is that on the left? Did someone make a statue out of Joesus' lower half? These people are scary I tell you, scary!
 
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Mike80 said:
Oh and here's your daily thread about wishing players from other teams harm

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=174960814&mid=174960814&sid=890&style=2
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The other thing about the cult is that none of their heroes can ever just simply get injured. They are ALWAYS taken out by cheap shots. Mauti was killed by a cheap shot. The traitor Talieferro was cut down by a cheap shot.

I guess they view them as such superhuman heroes that it's inconceivable in their feeble, little chimp-like minds that a normal play could result in an injury. It also ties into the whole victimhood mentality that Joesus instilled in them over decades. PSU is always the victim of epic unfairness, cheating, conspiracy and so on.
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Now, the national voters are back to screwing over the Nitters. It's bad enough that Louis Freeh, the NCAA, Jim Delany, the Big 10 network, ESPN, referees the world over, Sara Ganim and everyone jealous of Joesus victimize the Nitters. Now, the Nitters are getting shafted in the latest polls. Move aside 2-1 teams; the Nitters have beaten Central Florida, Akron, Rutgers and UMASS.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=174961570&mid=174961570&sid=890&style=2
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Laughed my @ss off when the talking-heads went into overdrive to proclaim how much "integrity" Homer Hayden has after he ran onto the field to berate officials to change their on-field ruling and rule in USC's favor on a specific call.
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It's like they're trying to say these things....right?
 
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cincibuck said:
But wtf is that on the left? Did someone make a statue out of Joesus' lower half? These people are scary I tell you, scary!
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Yes, the pair of pants on the left is a tribute to the bottom half of Joesus. In the days leading up to the "Joe Out," BWI hyped that a pair of rolled up Khakis just like Joesus used to wear would be a fine tribute. Apparently, mere mortals just can't fill up a pair of pants like Joesus himself, however.
 
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