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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Pure comedy gold in this one.

I particularly like the one about Joe never sitting down. Give these imbeciles another year or two, and they will seriously start discussing miracles that are attributable to Joesus.
For Joesus appeared in the sky to all the faithful and spoke "Fear thee not! for I have come to give you the power and the glory of the wins!"
Oh......and Beat Nebraska!

Joesus 4:09

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For Joesus appeared in the sky to all the faithful and spoke "Fear thee not! for I have come to give you the power and the glory of the wins!"
Oh......and Beat Nebraska!

Joesus 4:09

I can't quote chapter and verse on Joesus (or the other guy either), but it seems to me like he's saying a lot of things in Chapter 40, Verse 9, or is it Chapter 4, Verse 09? Didn't he have something to say in Chapter 40, Verse 8? And what about Chapter 29, verse 8?

And in my King Joseph edition of the book "beat Nebraska!" is followed by "And don't ruin any one's weekend." I think that's important because while the first part is about the goal and giving hope to the poor and the downtrodden, it's the last words that remind us of the sacredness of the extended sabbath and keeping it free of any notion of trouble in heaven and sodomy.
 
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Is anyone keeping track of the various lawsuits? I'd like to know if anyone has actually filed a lawsuit against themselves yet.....

The cult keeps saying that they want the 3 amigos to go to trial. Do they really believe that any of those three morons are going to do the noble thing and fall on their sword for mighty PedState? They're going to point all fingers back at the dead guy and blame it all on Joesus, which will only infuriate the cult even more.......
 
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Is anyone keeping track of the various lawsuits? I'd like to know if anyone has actually filed a lawsuit against themselves yet.....

The cult keeps saying that they want the 3 amigos to go to trial. Do they really believe that any of those three morons are going to do the noble thing and fall on their sword for mighty PedState? They're going to point all fingers back at the dead guy and blame it all on Joesus, which will only infuriate the cult even more.......

Exactly.

I have been hoping since all this came out someone would be stupid enough to get this inside a courtroom in the hope of clearing Joe's saintly name.

I'd be willing to bet that old Mr Subpoena will not be kind to whats left of Joe Peds legacy.
 
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Is anyone keeping track of the various lawsuits? I'd like to know if anyone has actually filed a lawsuit against themselves yet.....

This thread on BWI:
https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=173110004&mid=173110004&sid=890&style=2

Has a link here:
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/06/sanduskys_other_legacy_full_co.html

It's an article from June 7, so I'm guessing that the information needs updated.

But I agree with you. On the one hand, XYZ screwed the university, and he needs to pay. On the other hand, the university screwed Joesus, and they need to pay. Anything to clear Joesus. ANYTHING. Is there a font where each letter is bigger than the one before it? Anything.
 
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This thread on BWI:
https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=173110004&mid=173110004&sid=890&style=2

Has a link here:
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/06/sanduskys_other_legacy_full_co.html

It's an article from June 7, so I'm guessing that the information needs updated.

But I agree with you. On the one hand, XYZ screwed the university, and he needs to pay. On the other hand, the university screwed Joesus, and they need to pay. Anything to clear Joesus. ANYTHING. Is there a font where each letter is bigger than the one before it? Anything.

BWI rumor has it that both Curley and Spanier were offered plea deals and rejected. That could also be the cult trying to paint the state's case as weak by starting a rumor that has no basis in fact.

Beat Nebraska
 
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I'm very late to the party, but I hear Penn State finally found a President -- Eric Barron.
Despite all the jokes, this seems like a really savvy move for them. I'm sure he can do a lot for Penn State and I can see exactly what Penn State's Board of Trustees would see in him. After all, Florida State was a lot more successful at covering up rapes during his tenure than PSU were.
 
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Is anyone keeping track of the various lawsuits? I'd like to know if anyone has actually filed a lawsuit against themselves yet.....

The cult keeps saying that they want the 3 amigos to go to trial. Do they really believe that any of those three morons are going to do the noble thing and fall on their sword for mighty PedState? They're going to point all fingers back at the dead guy and blame it all on Joesus, which will only infuriate the cult even more.......
They've misinterpreted the Bible. They think the pharisees and the scribes were the good guys.
 
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"Spanier v. Freeh
Spanier is arguing that Freeh's report was defamatory and will seek damages for the hurt done to his reputation as a leader in the field of higher education."
"You make one teeny, tiny mistake and they want to make you pay for it the rest of your life."

"McQueary v. Penn State
McQueary feels that the university essentially threw him under the bus for blowing the whistle on the actions of Spanier, Curley and Schultz."
It ain't easy being Judas to Joesus.

"Sexual abuse claims

Two civil cases brought by Sandusky abuse victims are proceeding in civil courts.

Both were brought by men who testified against Sandusky during his June 2012 criminal trial, but in which Penn State mediators said monetary demands were outlandish when compared with 26 other cases that had settled for less than $60 million in total.

Great find, thanks, Zurp.

The case of so-called Victim 6 is pending in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania. The second case, brought by so-called Victim 9, is in Philadelphia's civil courts."
There goes the Paterno Museum fund...
 
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