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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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MaxBuck;2075823; said:
I plan to live in fear of the Nittany Lions under this O'Bannon fellow.
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He has a message for Ohio State and Michigan. Fah Q!

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OHSportsFan9;2075830; said:
Hope that 'Peter North' Google Images search turned out well for ya. :biggrin:
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I learned his given name was Alden Brown, not to be confused with Alton Brown who hosted "Good Eats" for years. I found that kinda funny. :wink2:
 
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BuckeyeNation27;2075704; said:
holy christ these peope are retarded.
So PSU = Apple now. What would that make Ohio State, Texas, or Alabama?

These idiots are convinced it's going to be one of the coaches who just happen to be in the NC game.
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Because of the circumstances, it's more vital than ever that they cannot take a chance with an up-and-comer.
They need a splash.
Ask yourself, would Apple hire the assistant manager at your local Best Buy to replace Steve Jobs?
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But...but...but...You don't get it, PUState...You're not even the local Best Buy now. You're more like the wire-mesh-covered windows, open 24-7, lottery ticket and beer-selling carryout in the part of town Kevin Kline's car broke down in at the beginning of Grand Canyon. And the job you have to offer a willing applicant: Clerk behind the counter of said carryout, working a 75-hour week selling over-priced, off-brand products to the desperate, the downtrodden, the diseased...all while occasionally having a loaded gun shoved in his face.

But you won't be satisfied with just any old candidate who'd actually take the job. You demand a more exact equivalent to fill the void left by JoePa. Since you brought up the name, your best shot at accomplishing that would be to hire Steve Jobs right now, in his current condition.

PedState fans: they craaa-zeeee. :crazy:
 
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MaliBuckeye;2076100; said:
Welp, it's Les Miles according to the latest from that twitter guy.

Wonder how that will work with the B1G's "oversigning" policy and no Willie Lyles.

Also wonder if this (if true) would help with our OL coach issue... everyone getting out of dodge.
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This Sekrah guy has to be an opposing fan [censored]ing with them. He has to be just sitting back and laughing his ass off watching them get all wound up with every twat he sends. They believe anything you feed them. He could drop a hint that the ghost of George Halas was coming back to rescue them and they'd buy it hook, line, and sinker. :slappy:

I hope this search never ends...

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I think he is covering and throwing Miles reference to play down Saban....
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Clearly, it's Saban. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

PSU boards are like watching a Star Trek convention now. They've invented their own language, isolated themselves from reality, and have no clue what real life is.


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Sekrah just said the riddle has been solved.
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I mean, this "Sekrah" guy is clearly and intentionally trying to make them look like the inbred dolts they are, isn't he? :slappy:
 
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Look at these loons...

I'm 99% certain that Sekrah is talking about Miles. Just looking at clue #4 and clue #5 is enough for that.

Clue #4 - Talking about David Icke (which Sekrah has already admitted to) who is a supporter of Leicester City Football Club (also known as The Foxes).

Clue #5 - The Foxes = Leicester (pronounced Lester) .... Soldier = Miles in Latin. Replace those two words and you get "Lester Miles will make the valley happy once again."
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RE: Sekrah tweets (merged)

Yeah, pretty clear he was insinuating Les Miles with that last clue. Now just have to determine how in the hell this happens.

Coaches have done things in the past that have made little to no sense to most people.
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The fox's (Steve Spurrier) soldier (Bob Stoops-DC at Florida under spurrier) will make the valley happy once again?

"The riddle has been solved, everybody have a happy new year"

That quote came one minute after the question at the top.


It's Stoops.
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Miles is from Ohio, and also directly talked about Penn State after Sandusky-gate broke, saying he knew they would do "the right thing."

Also, the kind of money figures thrown around (Nike money too) would trump Miles' LSU salary easily, even with a national title million dollar bonus.

Didn't Sekrah mention that two coaches would be moving when he first brought this whole bombshell up?
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I don't know what's gonna be more fun...watching these subhumans continue to delude themselves into believing the biggest names in coaching are interested in taking that job, or reading their reactions when Idaho's secondary coach is named their new coach. :lol:
 
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I'm 99% certain that Sekrah is talking about Miles. Just looking at clue #4 and clue #5 is enough for that.

Clue #4 - Talking about David Icke (which Sekrah has already admitted to) who is a supporter of Leicester City Football Club (also known as The Foxes).

Clue #5 - The Foxes = Leicester (pronounced Lester) .... Soldier = Miles in Latin. Replace those two words and you get "Lester Miles will make the valley happy once again."
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What in. The fuck.
 
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