If they ever do, he'll sure as shit call or text you. They always fuckin do. I have contacts in my phone whose last conversation was from 2016. The next time they text will be if Penn State ever wins. It never dawns on them that they didn't get return texts in 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024. They pick right up again as soon as the unthinkable happens. "WE ARE huh huh huh huh. What happened to your boys?".