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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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I always like the stories they tell of JoePa being so awesome, even when it's the same story anyone else hears and thinks that he was kind of a jerk. Chasing the referees down in 2001 or 2002 because he didn't agree with a call on the field (before instant replay), yelling at some lady who cut him off in traffic, I think there's a story of him yelling at an opposing coach when the opposing coach accuses him of running up the score.

Here's that one:
 
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THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. I'm sure it sucks for Penn State fans to see their best defensive player in years Tweeting from his couch during the biggest game of the season.

But it's gotta be damn near rage-inducing to see said player hyping up the opposing quarterback as he shreds your team's secondary like a little kid with safety scissors.



For what it's worth, I'd bet my son's life that having him on the field wouldn't have led to a different result in this game, but it's also hilarious that there's some alternate timeline where *both* of these players are in Penn State uniforms right now.

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BuckeyeNation27 said:
There's also a timeline where they're both Buckeyes......we just didn't want one of them.
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Are you implying that Ohio State didn't want Penn State's best defensive player?!? That is SHOCKING! (I'm using my sarcasm font, by the way.) The difference in the skill level isn't enough to suggest that he isn't good enough to make the 3-deep on Ohio State's roster, so you must mean that there's some off-the-field issue with Micah Parsons. (I'm assuming you aren't talking about the guy who actually IS on Ohio State's team.) You DO know that he played for Penn State, where those who follow in Saint Joseph's shoes have shit that doesn't stink and they're as pure as the wind-driven snow (or their own plain white helmets). Please go back to your brain-washing so you can be thankful that you live in the same state where Joe allowed you to breathe the same air he farted.

On another note, I find it funny that both M*ch*gan fans and Penn State fans are suggesting that they'd get Urban Meyer as soon as they fire their current coaches. It's either USC or M*ch*gan/Penn State, after all.
 
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