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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Drubuck said:
Jesus Christ do these dopes think they have an automatic win. Most say by 2TD's plus. I love it. Can't wait for the melt down and excuses during and after the game.
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Kinda like the the predictions on our board where we expect to win, many posting double digits beat downs in favor of us. Is it really surprising that their fans would I think that? I mean yeah, they are still a freakin Paterno loving cult but I can’t really blame their fans for thinking that.
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
Kinda like the the predictions on our board where we expect to win, many posting double digits beat downs in favor of us. Is it really surprising that their fans would I think that? I mean yeah, they are still a freakin Paterno loving cult but I can’t really blame their fans for thinking that.
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True enough. Got my Scarlet and Gray goggles on. No apologies for it. Fuck those assholes.
 
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Drubuck said:
Can't wait for the melt down and excuses during and after the game.
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1. Referees
2. Ohio State's uniforms
3. Referees
4. Urban's an ass!
5. Dirty hit by (insert name of Buckeye defensive player here - probably Bosa) should have been penalized (see items 1 and 3, and whichever other ones end up being the same), and that took (insert name of Penn State offensive player here - probably McSorely) out of his game. Also, see item 4, since Urban, I'm sure, put him up to it.
6. If the weather is bad, something else will be Ohio State's fault. The field was too slick, or the ball not dried properly between plays.
7. Referees
8. Not really referees, but kinda sorta. This one is about the "chain gang". There may be something that causes them to receive angry internet grumblings from the cult.
9. I can list a lot of people, but I'll confine them to just one spot on this list: Jim Delaney, Dick Hoenig, whoever they're always complaining about on their BOT's, the president of the NCAA (whatever his name is), 2016 CFP Polls, ESPN, Kirk Herbstreit, the Notre Dame quarterback (Winbush, or whatever his name is), Illinois, the mob, the 1994 AP voters, Ben Hartsock, all of the current undergrads who don't bow down to worship JVP, and let's throw in Pitt, just for fun.
10. Referees
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
@Zurp I know you mention the referees many times, but I think it's fair to say, more specifically, that at least one of those referee complaints will involve:
1) Holding call on PSU that was not a hold
1a) The timing of the call
2) Holding call which the refs missed on an OSU player
2a) The timing of the missed call
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And it'll be something like a missed holding on first and goal where we scored. In their minds that negates every point that happened after the egregiously missed call.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
It's a joke.....and yet.
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I guess one might consider that to be a joke...
I guess I've never seen them complain about #6 or #8. Feel free to take those off my list. The rest of those are things the cult has complained about.

Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
@Zurp I know you mention the referees many times, but I think it's fair to say, more specifically, that at least one of those referee complaints will involve:
1) Holding call on PSU that was not a hold
1a) The timing of the call
2) Holding call which the refs missed on an OSU player
2a) The timing of the missed call
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
And it'll be something like a missed holding on first and goal where we scored. In their minds that negates every point that happened after the egregiously missed call.
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Yup - 2013:
an offensive lineman hit a defender on a comeback block that opened some space for Braxton to complete a first down. This was early in the game. We're up maybe 7-0. If that get called targeting, who knows what happens the rest of the game?
Ohio State scores a touchdown on a play that gets reviewed and reversed: down at the 1. I think the cult wanted him down at the 3 or 4. Huge difference. Still first down, I think.

2014:
The "interception" should have been overturned. Fair enough. But who's to say Ohio State doesn't score after Penn State punts?
And the field goal. So we get backed up 5 yards for delay of game. There's no chance he makes that field goal from 5 yards back? I can see how those plays get called into question, but to say that they win 17-7 because those 10 points don't count is silly.
 
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Zurp said:
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9. I can list a lot of people, but I'll confine them to just one spot on this list: Jim Delaney, Dick Hoenig, whoever they're always complaining about on their BOT's, the president of the NCAA (whatever his name is), 2016 CFP Polls, ESPN, Kirk Herbstreit, the Notre Dame quarterback (Winbush, or whatever his name is), Illinois, the mob, the 1994 AP voters, Ben Hartsock, all of the current undergrads who don't bow down to worship JVP, and let's throw in Pitt, just for fun.
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Does the cult know about the Bosa family tree? Jesus, that would crank up the conspiracy theories.
 
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