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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Zurp said:
Another good one:



He says he's "sure" that "smirks" were shared. But privately. So... he wasn't there. How can he be so sure? Maybe it's a figure of speech? That's my guess.
Anyway, two sentences later, he doesn't see any smirks when they're confronted by Franco. So Franco shows up, and the happiness he imagines the bad guys have goes away. All Hail Franco - He who sitteth on the right hand of Joesus, almighty!
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Of course, they were scared when Franco appeared. They knew the conversation would be going out of bounds.
 
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On the one hand, I was a little desperate to get this thread off the second page and back onto the first.
On the other hand, this is a little bit funny.

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/hey-someone-actually-thinks-penn-state-fans-are-nice.45101/

The thread links to another message board, which I doubt is important. But the news is that San Diego State fans were reportedly treated well by Penn State fans. Being Penn State fans, they need to pump themselves up with how great they think that they are (and any compliment, of course, confirms their beliefs). So then the subject of "urine balloons" comes up (and saying that SDSU must not be worthy of them). And then they start arguing about whether urine balloons are even possible. The funny thing is that they're all arguing on the same side, but the guy who brought up urine balloons is the big jerk for even doing so (even though it looks like he was joking about them, since he's the one who can't figure out how to get urine into a balloon).

That board is very much a "believe the same things I do or you're the biggest idiot ever" kind of a place. Bleh.
 
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http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/great-quote-from-sandy.45146/

Slow work day. So I found something else to post here.

In fairness, Parts of Beaver Stadium are very old. Remember, it was moved, in pieces, back in 1960. The press box is old. The original upper deck was built so poorly, it needed to be retrofitted to hold it together. Further, it is one ugly looking sucker.

The areas around the stadium entrances are an ugly mess too. So much crap is stored there. It looks terrible. The restrooms are archaic and there are simply not enough of them.
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How DARE you speak ill of the building Joesus called "home" for so many years. He didn't hand-pick those referees to win all those games just so you could call that stadium ugly!
I'm surprised he hasn't been banned.
 
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Zurp said:
That board is very much a "believe the same things I do or you're the biggest idiot ever" kind of a place. Bleh.
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I finally got banned over on BWI a few days ago. The funny thing is, I don't even post over there. I merely liked any posts that were negative of Joesus or praised the Board of Trustees. In recent weeks, I had seen several posts over there whining that I need to be banned -- just for liking posts. It is a badge of honor, of course. I just have to stay logged out over there to read the forum from now on.

BWI has been rather tame the last few weeks, however.
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
I finally got banned over on BWI a few days ago. The funny thing is, I don't even post over there. I merely liked any posts that were negative of Joesus or praised the Board of Trustees. In recent weeks, I had seen several posts over there whining that I need to be banned -- just for liking posts. It is a badge of honor, of course. I just have to stay logged out over there to read the forum from now on.

BWI has been rather tame the last few weeks, however.
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I think I remember seeing that. Ban something because he likes this or that. Ha - I saw a thread by someone whining about how "likes" were deleted when the thread was deleted. I posted something about how it sounded like whining. Then the original poster came back saying that it should have been obvious that he was joking. I didn't think it was so obvious, if he was joking at all.

Hm - I just noticed I need to update my signature. Stupid Rutgers.
 
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Zurp said:
I think I remember seeing that. Ban something because he likes this or that. Ha - I saw a thread by someone whining about how "likes" were deleted when the thread was deleted. I posted something about how it sounded like whining. Then the original poster came back saying that it should have been obvious that he was joking. I didn't think it was so obvious, if he was joking at all.

Hm - I just noticed I need to update my signature. Stupid Rutgers.
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It kinda surprises me that michnittlion was not banned over there once the Cult realized he posts over here as well. The Cult really does hate him over there. I have seen a couple claims over on BWI about the Board of Trustees paying michmittlion to post over there just like they do with CR66. I was thinking that if michnittlion would take the money he receives from the Penn St. Board of Trustees and funnel that payment to the Big 10 referee fund, it would make the Iran-Contra money funneling of the 1980s look like child's play.
 
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Zurp said:
On the one hand, I was a little desperate to get this thread off the second page and back onto the first.
On the other hand, this is a little bit funny.

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/hey-someone-actually-thinks-penn-state-fans-are-nice.45101/

The thread links to another message board, which I doubt is important. But the news is that San Diego State fans were reportedly treated well by Penn State fans. Being Penn State fans, they need to pump themselves up with how great they think that they are (and any compliment, of course, confirms their beliefs). So then the subject of "urine balloons" comes up (and saying that SDSU must not be worthy of them). And then they start arguing about whether urine balloons are even possible. The funny thing is that they're all arguing on the same side, but the guy who brought up urine balloons is the big jerk for even doing so (even though it looks like he was joking about them, since he's the one who can't figure out how to get urine into a balloon).

That board is very much a "believe the same things I do or you're the biggest idiot ever" kind of a place. Bleh.
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PSU trash love to play semantics games. They were not latex balloons. They were ziplock baggies. It's been pointed out numerous times, they just choose to ignore it because it doesn't fit their narrative.

It's also important to remember that the accusations of outrageous fan misbehavior were made by Dr. Jonathan Woods, who held a masters degree from PSU.
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
It kinda surprises me that michnittlion was not banned over there once the Cult realized he posts over here as well. The Cult really does hate him over there. I have seen a couple claims over on BWI about the Board of Trustees paying michmittlion to post over there just like they do CR66. I was thinking that if michnittlion would take the money he receives from the Penn St. Board of Trustees and funnel that payment to the Big 10 referee fund, it would make the Iran-Contra money funneling of the 1980s look like child's play.
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I'm sure bwi's crack investigators are on it.
 
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If you were there in 2005, you'd believe any story you hear. Of course they're going to be nice to SDSU fans.....that team poses no threat to Penn State. I'd love for some of their fans to wear an Ohio State jersey to next year's OSU-PSU game, just to see what it's like. You don't have to be doing anything other than wearing red. That's all it takes.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
If you were there in 2005, you'd believe any story you hear. Of course they're going to be nice to SDSU fans.....that team poses no threat to Penn State. I'd love for some of their fans to wear an Ohio State jersey to next year's OSU-PSU game, just to see what it's like. You don't have to be doing anything other than wearing red. That's all it takes.
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There's that youtube video of the Ohio State fans walking through campus before the 2007 game. The Penn State fans were booing them, but they've all claimed that it was a Pitt fan (well-documented, I'm sure) who threw something at them, point-blank range.

So..
1. Piss-filled balloons - refuted because they can't figure out how to fill a balloon with urine. (Never mind, as someone else pointed out, that the guy with a Master's Degree from Penn State was the one who made the accusations. Traitor, I'm sure.)
2. Throwing the full beer (or something - I never could figure out what it was) at an OSU fan at point-blank range - Pitt fan. Definitely a Pitt fan. And I'm sure the OSU fan was starting shit, first. Why does he need to be on campus, anyway?
3. Joesus and the magicly-changing pants - It was all a prank by an OSU fan. He even admitted to it on a message board. Photo-shopped, or something. I never quite understood that one.
And of course, who can forget
4. Jerry Sandusky - Joe told his boss, which is exactly what anyone should do if he learns that someone is molesting kids, or doing anything else he's not supposed to do. On my way to work today, I was driving slightly over the speed limit. (Shh - don't tell!) But this other dude - he flew by me - probably going 15+ mph over the speed limit. So I got in and told my boss. He ran to tell his boss, who called his boss. I suspect that the CEO of my company, who lives probably 800 miles away from Ohio, will be learning of this, soon, and will inform... wait... who is the big-boss supposed to tell? Like, back in 2001, Joesus tells the AD, the AD tells the vice-president, who tells the president. Who does the president tell? I mean, I know the VP or someone else in that chain has some flow chart that shows he's above the campus police, or controls funding, or some crap like that. Was that where it's supposed to stop? Or was it supposed to go all the way up? In that case, again, who does the president tell? The BOT? And what are they supposed to do? Anyway, back to my story - that guy in the blue Escape - I bet our CEO knows about him, by now.

Am I missing any?

5. The reason Penn State lost those games, actually, let me rephrase that: the reason Penn State didn't get credited with winning as many games as they should have is because the Big Ten is corrupt and was afraid of a strong Penn State. 1994 PSU would have been national champions if it weren't for Big Ten. A million examples of blown calls that ruined their rightful wins. Big Ten should have changed their name to Big Eleven when they joined.

They think that they are infallible. Head coach yelling at the other team's head coach? Inexcusable. Unless it's Joesus yelling at Rutgers head coach. Head coach running down and stopping officials when the game is over and they're trying to leave the field? Inexcusable. Unless it's Joesus arguing about whatever the hell he's whining about. (Was that the toe-heel catch that they love to complain about? Or the Iowa receiver who caught the ball, stepped out of bounds, and then dropped it, but getting credit for the catch? Or maybe something else?) Anyway, I think my rant is about done. I think I need to be done before I get too worked-up.
 
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Just when you think Penn St. can't be any more of a sewer, they manage to raise the bar a little more. The school is going to honor PSU grad Bruce Heim this weekend for his military service. Heim was the largest single donor to Sandusky's Second Mile charity and sat on the board of the Second Mile. When the PSU campus shower incident occurred in 2001, Heim was informed by PSU athletic director Tim Curley about the inicident. Naturally, Heim then told former Second Mile director Jack Raykovitz not to alert fellow board members of what had occurred with Sandusky.

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/r...cial-of-Sandusky-charity/stories/201510020197

Heim has defended the decision in recent days to tell the director of the Second Mile to keep quiet about what Jerry was doing in the shower.

"The Second Mile didn’t do anything wrong," said Heim. "We didn’t think Jerry was a pedophile.”

Nevertheless, Heim has admitted to seeing Jerry shower with young boys numerous times.

“Jerry in my presence, in the presence of coaches, in the presence of the football team on several occasions had gone in and showered with kids,” Mr. Heim said. “I said every day at the YMCA men shower with kids.”
 
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And, of course, media whore Ray Blehar has to throw himself into the mix by writing an article ripping PSU for its "jaw-dropping" move to honor Bruce Heim this weekend.

"Heim admitted he stopped The Second Mile from taking action against Sandusky in 2001. The decision to select him to represent Army at the coin-toss on Saturday is another bad decision by PSU."

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/the-heim-bru-ha-ha.45518/
 
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