Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Joe Pa Thetic]

That's Andre the Giant holding the Molson can, right?

 

[colobuck79]

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/paterno-beer-artwork.22863/

One of the comments:

To tweak Delaney, they should add all time Big 10 leader in wins.

 

[cincibuck]

One of the comments: To tweak Delaney, they should add all time Big 10 leader in wins.

They better do it quick because at the current Wins Per Year rate Urban gonna smoke their guy.

 

[Zurp]

One of the comments:

To tweak Delaney, they should add all time Big 10 leader in wins.

That's not even right. According to Wikipedia, Paterno got 95 wins in-conference. Woody Hayes got 152.

 

[cincibuck]

That's not even right. According to Wikipedia, Paterno got 95 wins in-conference. Woody Hayes got 152.

That's toooo sweet. He probably comes in behind Stagg and Fritz Chisler (sic) too.

 

[Palpie]

That's not even right. According to Wikipedia, Paterno got 95 wins in-conference. Woody Hayes got 152.

He's including all the wins stolen from joesus by our corrupt ref conspirasy. When you factor that in i think psu went 8-0 in conference every year from 1993 to 2011.

 

[Zurp]

He's including all the wins stolen from joesus by our corrupt ref conspirasy. When you factor that in i think psu went 8-0 in conference every year from 1993 to 2011.

Aw, crap. I always forget about those "wins".

 

[409fold]

Urban,

Just a note to congratulate you on a tremendous finish to your season and wish you luck in the playoffs.

This note is also to express interest in any coaching positions that have opened or may open on your staff in the future.

My father had tremendous respect for you - and I show that respect as well. It would be an honor to be a part of your staff.

For you at Ohio State - I would bring a diverse set of experiences on and off the field that would be an asset to your program. My career has individual success in recruiting, coaching as well as leadership in Social Media and Public Relations.

I hope to talk with you after you've won the playoffs.

Sincerely,

Jay Paterno.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/07/jay_paterno_letter_to_ohio_sta.html

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[jlb1705]

For posterity:

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Urban,

Just a note to congratulate you on a tremendous finish to your season and wish you luck in the playoffs.

This note is also to express interest in any coaching positions that have opened or may open on your staff in the future.

My father had tremendous respect for you - and I show that respect as well. It would be an honor to be a part of your staff.

For you at Ohio State - I would bring a diverse set of experiences on and off the field that would be an asset to your program. My career has individual success in recruiting, coaching as well as leadership in Social Media and Public Relations.

I hope to talk with you after you've won the playoffs.

Sincerely,

Jay Paterno.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/07/jay_paterno_letter_to_ohio_sta.html

It would be nice to have a Nobel Laureate in Literature at Ohio State. Have to admit that.

 

[Zurp]

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/07/jay_paterno_letter_to_ohio_sta.html

I was just about to post that.
Is there a set number of coaches a team can have on staff? I'd hire him just to troll the cult, if I were Urban. I wouldn't give him any duties, as far as the team goes.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

For posterity:

View attachment 11235

Luckily, he had the beer idea to fall back on.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I was just about to post that.
Is there a set number of coaches a team can have on staff? I'd hire him just to troll the cult, if I were Urban. I wouldn't give him any duties, as far as the team goes.

I'm not so sure I'd go as far as "no duties."

 

[Dryden]

Jay Paterno would certainly solve the problem of having too many good QBs on the roster. Two months with him and they'd all suck.