Game Thread Penn State at tOSU, Oct 26, 8 ET, ABC

[scarletngray]

FIRST HALF ANALYSIS:

tOSU > Near perfection.

PSU > "I want my Mommy!!!"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

1. Plunger Rape
The act of violating an orifice with a plunger. Now, we've got two objects involved here, the plunger, and the orifice.

The plunger can be any plunger that is handy. If you are perpitrating a plunger rape, you may not have time to visit the hardware store and pick out something fancy to set the mood. But if you have time, go and check out the plunger aisle. You'll be surprised at the variety of plungers available, colors, styles, sizes (size according to your intended victim).

Now, the orifice: The plunger destination has a lot to do with your mood at the time. If you're in an angry, vile mood, you're going to want to stuff this baddy one of the more uncomfortable holes. Generally, stuff shoved into the hiney is not well received, or so I've read on the internet. If it's a loving, tender plunger rape, like to celebrate an anniversary, you might want to try a location a little more lubricated. I can't hold your hand here people, let your imagination run free.

Things can get nastier from there... there is the NYPD Plunger Rape Special (or NYPDPRS, for short) where the handle of the plunger is broken, and, well, you can imagine the following steps. You may want to break out a drop cloth if you're planning on trying a NYPDPRS at home, or attempt in an abandoned building or the like.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Best half of football I've seen OSU play in a long, long time.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Well we have an entire second half to see who wants it most!!!!

 

[Jake]

Ohio State 42
Penn State 7

halftime

 

[TresselstillownsTSUN]

Offense has started looking like the UF offenses Meyer had. Scoring at will.

The inside power run game has given Meyer something he never consistently had at UF. And he taken this offense to a new level.

 

[maximumblitz]

Wow, Urb even said the defense was playing "pretty good". Would have been nice to recover the "onside kick", but hey, gotta love the sack too.

 

[alexhortdog95]

Lard have mercy. I go get dinner for the fam, come back, and you guys kicked it into straight Curb Stomp mode?!? 42-7 at the half?!? LOL

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Break out the plungers!

Break off the plungers!

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

 

[Onebuckfan]

Baylor them..!!

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

It's nice watching the half time highlights knowing we've made as many plays as anyone else.

 

[maximumblitz]

Lucky that wasn't PI on Roby.

I am calling it GREAT coverage.

 

[alexhortdog95]

It's nice watching the half time highlights knowing we've made as many plays as anyone else.

You guys have made 3 times as many plays in one half of football than we did all damn game today. Freaking shame, SMH.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pedsters getting a serious #6 worked up on them