Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

[Zurp]

Bad?

You're the math teacher. You tell me if -$200B is ever good.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Those 12 year old Vietnamese girls are just going to need to put in some extra hours for the good of the Ducks.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You're the math teacher. You tell me if -$200B is ever good.

It's better than -$250B

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Those 12 year old Vietnamese girls are just going to need to put in some extra hours for the good of the Ducks.

Hey, they’re equal opportunity there.

It’s children, not girls.

 

[pnuts34]

 

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

If this isn't the year to win the natty, then Oregon just needs to give up. Everything is set up for them this year. Favorable schedule. Only really tough games are @USC which doesn't scare me, @OSU which could be a lose (Would feel a lot better at Autzen), and at home against Michigan which doesn't scare me. 11-1 or it's a bad season.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

11-1 or it's a bad season.

What if you go 11-1 and don’t win the natty again?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[SEREbuckeye]

 

[BuckBackHome]

I like how they have the player posing around the 15 second mark of the Twitter video holding up their NC trophies. (sarcasm font)

 

[OREGONSOCKPUPPET]

What if you go 11-1 and don’t win the natty again?

Oregon will win the national championship the day after Phil Knight goes bye bye. Could be 2027, could be 2143 with his income and advances in modern science.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Shouldn’t “the” O be a school that actually has won national championships? That said, I will cunt punt anyone who refers to the Ohio State University as “the O”.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I will cunt punt anyone who refers to the Ohio State University as “the O”.

That’s because it’s “THE O”

 

[cincibuck]

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Yes, but they became much more interesting than those once every other decade teams.

 

[Steve19]

There is an alternative argument....sometimes things are just not what they seem.