Ole Miss Rebels (official thread)

[cincibuck]

A fictional character mascot? Are they out of critters in Mississippi or something?

Most of their critters are wrapped up in white sheets.

 

[BigWoof31]

Admiral Akbar didn't make it :(


Here is a list of new options:
Mascot Selection Committee ? Mascot Concepts

 

[jlb1705]

Those are all [censored]ing awful. If it takes more than one sentence to explain it, it's a bad choice for a mascot.

 

[jwinslow]

That blues solo should really get everyone pumped to run on the field.

 

[BigWoof31]

The Landshark is ok - I guess.

 

[CentralMOBuck]

Those are all [censored]ing awful. If it takes a paragraph without a picture, it's a bad choice for a mascot.

FIFY

 

[BuckTwenty]

Admiral Akbar WAS right. It was a trap.

 

[smithlabs]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the country's most preeminent sex addiction clinic being in 'sippi.

I understand the Betty Ford clinic being near LA, I get that. Is sex addiction such an issue in Mississippi that they had to build the worlds best clinic for it there? Is Tiger just using that one because its across the street from a Dennys? Help me understand this.

Rebel Mojo has a chance.

 

[Deety]

Rebel Mojo has a chance.

Help me, Rebel Mojo; you're my only hope.

 

[Gatorubet]

Admiral Akbar didn't make it :(


Here is a list of new options:
Mascot Selection Committee ? Mascot Concepts

Conceptual Fail!!

 

[AKAK]

Nothing says SEC speed like Rebel Riverboat Pilot.

 

[buxfan4life]

Conceptual Fail!!

Is that what you are supposed to wear to the KKKarnival?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Conceptual Fail!!

Young, gay, disco Col Sanders on the left there looks none to pleased to have his better half holding that dirty rebel tramp so closely and looking so happy about it.

 

[Jake]

Admiral Akbar didn't make it :(


Here is a list of new options:
Mascot Selection Committee ? Mascot Concepts

No matter how much they twist, turn and tap dance, none of those absurdities have a damn thing to do with rebels.

 

[localyokel]

No matter how much they twist, turn and tap dance, none of those absurdities have a damn thing to do with rebels.

Mercy! Identity crisis much?

Seriously, they want to incorporate all of this into their new mascot?

Mascot Selection Committee ? What We Learned

Seems more than one poor mascot can possibly embody.

Between the self-definition chaos, and their repeated Mascot Concept references to "Muppet-Like", I fear I know where they're headed: