Over/under on how many times the media uses fishing metaphors to describe Kyle Trout's commitment?
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RB07OSU;2303761; said:Over/under on how many times the media uses fishing metaphors to describe Kyle Trout's commitment?
Bucky Katt;2303790; said:Do you really want that vbet? Or are you just trying to bait BB73?
stowfan;2303765; said:Are we recruiting that cat as a conerback?
HorseshoeFetish;2303801; said:I'm hooked. Don't know if that will fly with BB73 though.
DaddyBigBucks;2303888; said:ok now you're just trolling. Urb has a big Trout on the line, leave it at that
BB73;2303959; said:Welcome to the Buckeye family, Kyle!
Holy mackerel! I'm glad that Urban netted you. Some posters will place you on a perch just for being a Buckeye, saying that your commitment jacks up this class to a larger scale, while fans of other teams might be trolling with comments that show them to be bottom feeders.
Some might get hooked and take the bait, and clown around with your name, trying to have a whale of a time like sharks in the water. But we know that Urban didn't take a flyer on you, that you will be a man-of-war for the Buckeyes. If you're able to handle the middle of the line, you could even be a snapper!
We won't hear Joe S(c)had talk about you, but that's because the slippery eels at ESPN would rather flounder around and poke barbs, trying to torpedo Ohio State with red herrings rather than admit any rays of sunshine that might drum up support for the program.
OK, some of those smelt, I did pack them in like sardines, but nothing should char the moment of excitement of Urban reeling in this commitment.