ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Well, at least he learned his lesson and stopped wearing this t-shirt.
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The Juice Is Loose! O.J. Incontinent, Doing Hard Time In Adult Diapers
The fallen star has earned the nickname 'Stinky' from his fellow prisoners.
In a bombshell world exclusive, RadarOnline.com can reveal humiliated jailbird O.J. Simpson has lost control of his bodily functions and must wear adult diapers!
Fellow inmates have nicknamed him “Stinky,” and refuse to share a cell with the foul-smelling wife killer, according to shocking letters from The Juice’s prison buddy.
“O.J. is incontinent — he s—- on himself,” the disgraced running back’s prison pal, Vernon Nelson, wrote to Radar.
“I’ve been with him on several occasions where he had these incidents!”
Stinky........, I sure hope this isn't "fake news".
But according to two former chairs of the state parole board, the commissioners will treat O.J. Simpson, who turned 70 last weekend, just like any other potential parolee — notorious as he may be. That's really the beauty of the system: It's the same for everyone," said Dorla Salling, who served as chair of the parole board from 2000-2009. "It doesn't matter what your name is."
My understanding is that a panel of judges each scores him on a handful of very objective criteria, so that with his age and criminal (convicted) history and prison behavior he's pretty much a lock to walk. Purely by the numbers, he has done the time... for this particular crime.Managed to avoid knowing about this until tonight: Parole hearing is tomorrow in Nevada.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...g-nevada-officials-decide-fate-coming-n782426
If they grant parole to this s.o.b., I swear it's going to feel like seeing him acquitted again.
Then again, given he was stupid enough to get busted after getting a free pass for double slaughter, he just might be dumb enough to jaywalk away from the prison gates.
Yeah, right. I'm as convinced of that as I am of OJ's innocence. Of course, that particular knife could cut either way. (Not a Freudian slip.)
New book: "If I had gone to jail and been paroled for the other crime I really committed."